Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Who is Daita Barth?

I went to the doctor this morning to find out what’s causing the pain in my left heel that has dogged me for the past three or four weeks, especially at the BMW MOA rally a couple of weeks ago.

The doc says it’s plantar fasciitis, which is what Maria said it was, so he must be right. Arch supports and Aleve will fix it, he said.

So I go to the Check Out desk and the girl asks, “You’re Daita Barth?”

No, I say, thinking, “Who the hell is Daita Barth?”

She looks puzzled and repeats the question.

Ohhh.

That was Arkie for “Your date of birth?”

“Sorry,” I said. “I’m not from here.”

2 comments:

Lauri Shillings said...

HA! ROFL... I didn't even get it until you had to 'spell it out' in regular english!

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