I shoulda known

Heading for the restroom at Books-A-Million the other day, I passed a display for the Mossy Oak Bible.

For the uninitiated, Mossy Oak is a style of hunting camouflage and a major element in the northeast Arkansan’s wardrobe. I supposed that the book was a catalogue, of sorts, of all of the stuff you could buy in the Mossy Oak camo pattern.

So I paused on my way out of the store to check it out.

But nope, it’s a Bible with a Mossy Oak cover, perfect for scripture study in a duck blind or for losing your Bible in the woods.

I shoulda known.