Table of drama

This is the cause of yesterday's drama. Or one of the causes, anyway.
It's the Dockside 42" square table with tempered glass top and it came hermetically sealed in plastic wrap.
The Lowe's website has it priced at $70 and we got it on sale for $50, but when you factor in a trip to the ER, that $20 saving goes away very quickly.
I finished unwrapping and assembling the parts this afternoon in what must be 99% humidity and an unnaturally hot-feeling 80 degrees. The job is done and I'm sweating buckets.
Ready for the next disaster.