Waiting room hell

We're stuck in the First Care waiting room this morning because Maria has vertigo and we're forced to listen to this woman's loud voice as she talks on her cell phone.
She's talking to a friend who is planning a trip and just put in a request for a carton of cigarettes if the friend goes through Missouri.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Damn! She just got another call after 2 minutes of blessed silence.
Too bad cell phone jammers are illegal in the United States.