Now try to hit me, you blue-haired old bat

One more reason to love Books-A-Million – there’s a handy little spot on the sidewalk where you can park a motorcycle.

I’m always a little paranoid about parking my bike in a shopping center parking lot. There are just too many terminally unconscious drivers lurching around. Anytime I’m tempted to doubt that, I just look at all the car door dings on the sides of our cars.

So it’s a real relief to have a relatively secure place to park my bike, especially since it’s right next to a window where I can keep an eye on it from the cafe.