Siri

I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Siri and she lives inside my iPhone 5.

Siri is an acronym for Speech Interpretation and Recognition Interface, an application that places phone calls, takes dictation for emails and notes, answers questions and looks up stuff for me on the Internet and it’s probably the coolest feature of my new phone.

Siri responds with a woman’s voice. If you curse at her, she tells you there is no need for profanity, so you know she’s a classy lady.

She even knows who I’m talking about when I say, “Call my wife at work.”

There is an amusing blog called Shit that Siri Says.