“There’s nothing worse than going to the post office and standing in line,” says the commercial for Stamps.com.
I can think of lots of things that are worse:
- Violent projectile vomiting
- Painful rectal itch
- Ebola
- A tornado
- A head-on car-truck crash
- A plane crash
- Being mauled by a grizzly bear
- Being eaten alive by piranha
- Having your eyes gouged out
- Being burned alive
- Falling into a pit of broken glass
- Dinner with the Obamas
I could go on, but you get the idea.
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