Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Nothing worse?

“There’s nothing worse than going to the post office and standing in line,” says the commercial for

I can think of lots of things that are worse:

  • Violent projectile vomiting
  • Painful rectal itch
  • Ebola
  • A tornado
  • A head-on car-truck crash
  • A plane crash
  • Being mauled by a grizzly bear
  • Being eaten alive by piranha
  • Having your eyes gouged out
  • Being burned alive
  • Falling into a pit of broken glass
  • Dinner with the Obamas

I could go on, but you get the idea.

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