Monday, October 29, 2007

Warning!

Thank God McDonald's warned me that my coffee is hot and that the plastic bag that held my parfait spoon and granola can cause suffocation.
I'm sure that's how I avoided scalding and suffocation for all of these years.
No warning on the stir stick about poking oneself in the eye, though. Sounds like serious liability exposure.

1 comment:

endthought said...

You are definitely right about those stir sticks! I would also suggest they place a warning on the freedom fries. I have choked on many a freedom fry, mostly when people make me laugh or if I am talking while eating. I suggest they stamp the following on each and every fry...

WARNING: TO AVIOD DANGER OF CHOKING, KEEP FREEDOM FRIES AWAY FROM MOUTH UNTIL READY TO PARTAKE IN CHEWING. ONCE IN YOUR MOUTH, DILIGENTLY AVOID ALL OTHER TASKS UNTIL SWALLOWED.