Thank God McDonald's warned me that my coffee is hot and that the plastic bag that held my parfait spoon and granola can cause suffocation.
I'm sure that's how I avoided scalding and suffocation for all of these years.
No warning on the stir stick about poking oneself in the eye, though. Sounds like serious liability exposure.
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You are definitely right about those stir sticks! I would also suggest they place a warning on the freedom fries. I have choked on many a freedom fry, mostly when people make me laugh or if I am talking while eating. I suggest they stamp the following on each and every fry...
WARNING: TO AVIOD DANGER OF CHOKING, KEEP FREEDOM FRIES AWAY FROM MOUTH UNTIL READY TO PARTAKE IN CHEWING. ONCE IN YOUR MOUTH, DILIGENTLY AVOID ALL OTHER TASKS UNTIL SWALLOWED.
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