I'm on obit duty tonight, which is occasionally brightened by moronic gaffes from subliterate funeral directors.
Tonight's gem involves a 90-year-old woman who was a "graduate of Jackson Township High School in 1934 where she was valid vortorian of her class..."
The funeral director, who types IN ALL CAPS, also tells us she sang in the church "chior."
Valid vortorian, indeed.
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