Monday, December 10, 2012

An amusing possibility


We stopped for a late lunch at a family restaurant – a western-themed steakhouse – in Alabama, en route home from Florida on Friday.

Before we left, I visited the Cowboys’ room and noticed (how could I not notice?) little flat-screen TVs over the urinals playing football highlights.

I’ve seen advertising placards and newspaper sports pages posted at urinal eye level in restaurants before, but never TVs.

Given the general level of homophobia – real or feigned – among American males, it occurred to me that it would be amusing to alter the programming so that whenever both urinals were in simultaneous use, after say 5 seconds, the video would change abruptly from manly sports content to gay porn.

I expect the scramble to zip up and get out the door would be hilarious.

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