Sunday, October 23, 2011

Coupon fraud, my ass

We just got a flurry of indignant calls from Maria’s daughter, who is the sharpest couponer I know.

She tangled with a CVS Pharmacy clerk with a room temperature I.Q. over her use of coupons to buy a bunch of Skittles.

The bitch had the temerity to accuse my stepdaughter of “coupon fraud” in front of a bunch of other customers.

“This,” as Daffy Duck was wont to say, “means war.”

It is supremely unwise for a CVS clerk to challenge a Magna Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa economics graduate of Indiana University over the proper use of store coupons.

Clearly, Linda the clerk is going down.

1 comment:

deserthoosier said...

Linda is the manager, not the clerk. And even though corporate said she is wrong, there isn't much I can do to make her take my coupon, haha. But, I do not appreciate being accused of a federal offense.