Saturday, September 17, 2011

I hate this stuff!


Mixed fruit jelly is an abomination. It doesn’t taste like anything in particular and adds nothing to whatever you put it on.

When a waitress brings me a packet of this shit, I send her back to get something with real flavor, preferably strawberry, but grape will do in a pinch.

I did an internet search and was stunned to see several manufacturers, including Smuckers, actually sell this crap in jars, but I can’t imagine what kind of boring people would buy it.

I don’t hate many things, but I hate the very idea of mixed fruit jelly. It must be made for people who have no taste buds and no imagination and are unable to express a legitimate preference.

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