The dark mutterings of a former mild-mannered reporter for a large metropolitan daily newspaper, now living in obscurity in central Indiana.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
It really happened
We're at Lowe's - the one we've been fighting for more than two months over carpet. A woman in a red Lowe's vest walks past and says hello, but chokes. "Sorry. I choked on my bubblegum." They actually have people who can't walk and chew gum.
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