Wednesday, January 21, 2009

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaack

UrbanBlah

Lovisa Loiselle is a young Canadian woman who started blogging on Blogger.com about the same time as I, back in May, 2004.

I became an early fan and she would occasionally comment on my blog under the nom de keyboard of Count Chocula.

She's a brilliant, funny writer, but she dropped out of the blogosphere after a few years and has limited her online presence mostly to her lovisaFacebook account.

Recently, she teamed with Dan Tobin, a freelance writer in Boston to illustrate Web-based comic

The Urban Blah, "A Webcomic of the Painfully Self-Aware."

I think it's terrific and have added it to my list of cool links over there on the right side of the page. There are three cartoons on the site at the moment and the plan is to update Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays ("With pretty color when you've been good!") So, for God's sake, be good.

Still available after 22 years

jackshit

This is one of my favorite rude motorcycle t-shirts.

The fine print at the bottom reads, "Subtlety was never one of his strong points."

Riding home with Tim and Linda Balough from the 1986 BMW MOA rally in Monterey, Calif., we spent our final night on the road at a KOA west of St. Louis. I found a copy of Bike, a British motorcycle magazine, in the camp store and discovered an ad for this t-shirt. I bought one and wore it at rallies for a few years until it wore out.

British t-shirts - at least all of those I've seen - are made of thinner, cheaper fabric than in the U.S.

Anyhow, I'm happy to report that this design and several others by British artist Andy Sparrow is still available at his Web site, www.bloodrunners.com.

Old Gray at Hoosier Pass

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It's hard to believe this photo is 20 years old.

I shot it the morning I rode from the Indianapolis BMW Club's rented chalet in Breckenridge, Colo. to Oklahoma City in the summer of 1988.

That's my 1981 BMW R100RS, sitting on its Reynolds Ride-off centerstand (it was a cool idea and I wonder why no aftermarket manufacturer is making them for current models) and my old Eclipse tankbag. The Eclipse was a bit too fat and got in the way of the grips when I turned the handlebars all the way in one direction or the other.

I put about 80,000 miles on the R100RS before I got seduced by the 1991 K100RS. That bike carried me more than 160,000 miles before I retired it in favor of my current ride, a 2003 K1200GT. As my GT sits in the garage this morning it has nearly 41,000 miles on the odometer. Add all of those miles to the 30,000+/- I put on my 1971 R50/5 and that give me about 270,000 BMW motorcycle miles. Hey, I passed the quarter-million-mile mark and didn't even notice.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Circuit City

I dropped by Circuit City this afternoon to see what was going on.

Nothing was going on.

They had a store-wide 10% discount, which is hardly a discount - certainly not enough to make me feel like I'm getting a deal.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Save Hyundai the price of a repo man

repo

From Hyundai's commercial and website:

A decade ago Hyundai pioneered America's Best Warranty to show you the faith we have in  our cars. Today, in addition to our warranty, we're introducing Hynudai Assurance, to show you the faith we have in you. Right now, buy or lease any new Hyundai, and if in the next year you lose your income, we'll let you return it. That's Hyundai Assurance.

WTF? They're saying they'll let you participate in the repo of your car. How the hell is this a buyer-friendly policy?

Obama's dirtbag pal refused entry to Canada

From today's Toronto Star:

Debra Black
Staff Reporter

An American education professor, one of the founders of a radical 1960s group known as the Weather Underground, which was responsible for a number of bombings in the United States in the early 1970s, was turned back at the Canadian border last night.

Dr. William Ayers, a professor of education at the University of Illinois-Chicago and a leader in educational reform, was scheduled to speak at the Centre for Urban Schooling at University of Toronto's Ontario Institute for Studies in Education. But that appearance has now been temporarily cancelled.

"I don't know why I was turned back," Ayers said in an interview this morning from Chicago. "I got off the plane like everyone else and I was asked to come over to the other side. The border guards reviewed some stuff and said I wasn't going to be allowed into Canada. To me it seems quite bureaucratic and not at all interesting ... If it were me I would have let me in. I couldn't possibly be a threat to Canada."

Ayers made headlines this summer after Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin suggested that then-Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama hung around with domestic terrorists like Ayers. The professor had hosted a meet-the-candidate event at his home for Obama in 1995, during his run for the state Senate. They also worked together on Chicago school reform and served on a charity board together.

Ayers first rose to notoriety in the early 1970s with the Weather Underground. The group claimed responsibility for bombings at the U.S. Capitol, a Pentagon restroom and New York City police headquarters. In 1970, a townhouse in New York the group was using to build a bomb blew up.

Nowadays, Ayers is known more for his work in educational reform. He has written or edited more than a dozen books — including his 2001 memoir Fugitive Days — and travels around the world giving lectures on education.

Jeffrey Kugler, executive director of the Centre for Urban Schooling, is deeply disappointed in the turn of events. For him it's a question of academic freedom. "It's kind of ironic the day before Barack Obama is going to become president this is what the Canadian border security has done," said Kugler. "It seems ridiculous that one university can't have a professor from another university to come and give a lecture on an important educational topic."

Kugler waited for five hours at the Toronto Island airport for Ayers. He was with a lawyer, but the border guard refused to allow Ayers to see the lawyer.

"The entire four or five hours he was not allowed to have representation at all. To me this is an issue of academic freedom. He could not be a threat to anyone ever. Anyone who knows anything about this man – he's a distinguished scholar at the University of Illinois and he has been involved in education reform over the past 15 years. To imagine in any way he was a threat to Canada is really absurd."

Parade shot

mlk parade

A generic parade shot. Lots of marchers, a band, no floats. Sunny and breezy with a temperature in the mid-30s.

Mission accomplished.

Waiting

Waiting for the parade.

Back to work

Guess who gets to photograph the MLK Day parade this morning.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Let's hope they keep it to themselves

At least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.

The killer bug, also known as the plague, swept through insurgents training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa. It came to light when security forces found a body by a roadside.

The victim was a terrorist in AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb), the largest and most powerful al-Qaeda group outside the Middle East.

It trains Muslim fighters to kill British and US troops.

Now al-Qaeda chiefs fear the plague has been passed to other terror cells — or Taliban fighters in Afghanistan.

One security source said: “This is the deadliest weapon yet in the war against terror. Most of the terrorists do not have the basic medical supplies needed to treat the disease.

“It spreads quickly and kills within hours. This will be really worrying al-Qaeda.”

Black Death comes in various forms.

Bubonic Plague is spread by bites from infected rat fleas. Symptoms include boils in the groin, neck and armpits. In Pneumonic Plague, airborn bacteria spread like flu.

It can be in the body for more than a week — highly contagious but not revealing tell-tale symptoms.

Deadly ... the plague bacteria causes horrific symptoms

Deadly ... the plague bacteria causes horrific symptoms

The al-Qaeda epidemic began in the cave hideouts of AQLIM in Tizi Ouzou province, 150km east of the capital Algiers. The group, led by wanted terror boss Abdelmalek Droudkal, was forced to turn its shelters in the Yakouren forest into mass graves and flee.

The extremists supporting madman Osama bin Laden went to Bejaia and Jijel provinces — hoping the plague did not go with them.

A source said: “The emirs (leaders) fear surviving terrorists will surrender to escape a horrible death.”

AQLIM boss Droudkal claims to command around 1,000 insurgents. Training camps are also based in Morocco, Tunisia and Nigeria.

AQLIM bombed the UN headquarters in Algiers in 2007, killing 41. Attacks across Algeria last year killed at least 70 people.

In an interview last July, Droudkal boasted his cell was in constant contact with other al-Qaeda “brothers.”

Cool quote

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."*

*-Robert Heinlein*

Riding in the sunshine

It was sunny with the temperature in the 50s this afternoon so I went for a motorcycle ride, just because I could.

It was the first time this year that I've had the K1200GT out. Both bikes are on trickle chargers and it fired up right away.

Now I'm having thoughts about riding to Daytona Beach Bike Week. BMW friend Charlie is keen to go so, weather and finances permitting, this will be my third Bike Week.

The People's Choice

hdr victorian

I have a Flickr account and it tracks the number of times each photo is clicked upon to view in more detail.

This HDR image of a Victorian home across the street from Wabash College in Crawfordsville, Ind. has had the most views - 408 as of this writing.

I guess people like it. Or maybe the owner found it and can't get enough of it.

You can see all of the photos by clicking on the Flickr widget over there on the right side of the page.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Owoooooooo!

ASU Red Wolves home basketball game tonight.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

They lost. Because they played badly.

Whatever. It was fun to get out.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Another one bites the dust

Circuit City_Exterior - Store Front

Circuit City, Jonesboro's only consumer electronics store (no Best Buy closer than Memphis) is closing.

Company officials announced today they will close their remaining 567 U.S. stores, throwing 30,000 employees out of work.

The has hired a liquidating firm to dispose of its assets. Employees were being told today they are losing their jobs and, if a judge gives final approval for liquidation, stores could begin the closing process as early as tomorrow.

I will, of course, be on high alert for deals on iPods and such.

The company file for bankruptcy protection last year and closed 155 stores in November.

Circuit City also has 765 retail stores and dealer outlets in Canada. Their fate remains undecided, but clouded.

One down, one to go

I just cranked out 21 column inches about tax preparation software for Maria's paper.

My reward for beating the Monday deadline was another assignment - stock market dos and don'ts for these troubled times. Oh, joy.

Actually, it's not too bad. I rather enjoy writing something a bit more complicated that the average blog post and the tax software story got me kinda fired up to do our taxes as soon as the information I need shows up in our mailbox.

The mailbox contents were a bit depressing yesterday - the quarterly statements for our 401Ks. Like everyone else, we lost thousands of dollars in value last year. With the federal government now firmly in the grip of fiscal lunatics, I don't expect things to get any better for a long time.

Now, I'm off to pack a CD I sold on Amazon.com and mail it at the post office. The Weather Channel website says it's a brisk 17 degrees out there right now. At least the sun is shining and the greenhouse effect will have warmed the interior of my del Sol.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

God bless those Canadians!

Israel was right. Again.

I used to think the "Get Us Out of the U.N." people were loonies.

I'm not so sure anymore. This from Joel Mobray at Fox News:

The United Nations agency that administers a school in Gaza where dozens of civilians were killed by Israeli mortar fire last week has admitted to employing terrorists to work at its Palestinian schools in the past, has no system in place to keep members of Hamas or Islamic Jihad off its payroll, and provides textbooks to children that contain hate speech and other incendiary information.

A growing chorus of critics has taken aim at the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) in recent years, although momentum on Capitol Hill has been slow. But last week’s incident, which Israel maintains was prompted by Hamas operatives firing mortars at Israelis from a location near the school, has prompted some lawmakers to scrutinize the U.N. agency.

Rep. Steve Rothman, D-N.J., introduced a resolution in the fall calling for greater transparency and accountability at UNRWA. The bill called on the agency to make its textbooks available on the Internet for public inspection and to implement “terrorist name recognition software and other screening procedures that would help to ensure that UNRWA staff, volunteers, and beneficiaries are neither terrorists themselves, nor affiliated with known terrorist organizations.”

Rothman said he plans to re-introduce his UNRWA resolution in the coming weeks because, “as timely as this bill was before, it is even more timely now. It is urgent that Congress can be assured that U.S. taxpayer money is not being spent to support Hamas and its murderous activities.”

Bring on the W-2s

I bought the most recent copy of H&R Block's TaxCut income tax software the other day and am watching the mail for W-2s, 1090s, taxcutand other tax-related reports.

I've used TaxCut for about a decade now and can't imagine preparing our tax returns the old way, with a pencil and a calculator.

I remember my dad at tax time. He had a big 30-pound adding machine that he would bring home from his insurance office and set up on the kitchen table, along with what seemed like mountains of paperwork, his trusty mechanical pencil, a pack of Winstons, ashtray and cup of coffee.

He never got audited, so I guess he knew what he was doing.

Before I got a computer in the early 1990s, we paid a tax preparer to handle the annual ordeal.

Fellow reporter Skip Hess did a story on tax preparers for The Indianapolis News in the late '70s in which he took his tax papers to several places, including IRS Taxpayer Assistance and H&R Block. He got a different result with each one. The biggest refund was calculated by Pat Storen, owner of Storen Services, in Brownsburg, Ind.

Word quickly spread through the newsroom and in a few years just about everyone at The Indianapolis News was going to Pat to figure their taxes. Pat was a personable fellow who knew his stuff and had a knack for ferreting out deductible stuff you'd forgotten or overlooked.

He even stood by me the year we got audited. (It's a long story and I won't bore you with it here.) I ended up having to pay, but Pat gave it his best shot.

But by the early '90s, Pat's business had grown to the point where he was farming the work out to employees who weren't as confidence-inspiring and his rates went up substantially.

So I was ready for tax software when it showed up. I used TurboTax for the first few years, but switched to TaxCut because of the promise of H&R Block to go to bat for me if I got audited.

Last year's tax preparation was a little labor-intensive because I had returns to figure for Indiana as well as Arkansas. Not so this year, since we are no longer Indiana residents.

I plan to crunch the numbers as soon as I have all of the pertinent forms in hand. If we have money coming back, I'll e-file immediately so as to get the cash as soon as possible. If we owe, I'll hang onto the money until April 15.

It's -30- for Number 6

6

Patrick McGoohan, who created and starred in the cult classic TV show "The Prisoner," died Tuesday in Los Angeles after a short illness. He was 80.
McGoohan starred in the 1960s CBS series "Secret Agent," and won two Emmys for his guest appearances on the detective drama "Columbo." Most recently he appeared as King Edward Longshanks in the 1995 Mel Gibson Academy Award-winning film "Braveheart."
But he was most famous as the character known only as Number Six in "The Prisoner," a 1968 British series about a spy who resigns from the intelligence service, only to be abducted and held captive in a mysterious haven known as The Village. There his overseers strip him of his identity in their attempts to glean information, while thwarting his attempts to escape.
Prior to "The Prisoner," McGoohan starred in "Secret Agent" (also known as "Danger Man"), which debuted in 1964, and whose memorable theme song seemed to speak of the hazards facing the characters in both series ("They've given you a number, and taken away your name").
McGoohan's agent, Sharif Ali, said Wednesday that the actor was still active in Hollywood, with two offers for wide-release films on the table when he died. "The man was just cool," Ali said. "It was an honor to have him here and work with him. ... He was one of those actors, a real actor. He didn't have a lie."
Born in New York on March 19, 1928, McGoohan was raised in England and Ireland, where his family moved shortly after his birth. He had a busy stage career before moving to television, and won a London Drama Critics Award for playing the title role in the Henrik Ibsen play "Brand."
He married stage actress Joan Drummond in 1951. The oldest of their three daughters, Catherine, is also an actress.
After "Secret Agent"'s success," McGoohan pitched to producers the surreal and cerebral "The Prisoner" to give himself a challenge. McGoohan also wrote and directed several episodes of the series.
Although only 17 episodes were made, it became a cult favorite, and its cultural impact continues, as evident by his guest appearance playing Number Six in a 2000 episode of "The Simpsons."
The show is being remade as a series for AMC to premiere later this year.
"His creation of 'The Prisoner' made an indelible mark on the sci-fi, fantasy and political thriller genres, creating one of the most iconic characters of all time," AMC said in a statement Wednesday. "AMC hopes to honor his legacy in our re-imagining of 'The Prisoner.'"
Later came smaller roles in film and television. McGoohan won Emmys for guest spots on "Columbo" 16 years apart, in 1974 and 1990.
His film credits include "Ice Station Zebra," the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz," the John Grisham courtroom drama "A Time To Kill," "Silver Streak," and "Scanners." He also starred in the 1963 Disney TV film "The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh," playing an 18th century English country priest who thwarts the king's minions as a disguised avenger.
His last major role was in "Braveheart," in what The Associated Press called a "standout" performance as the brutal king who battles Scottish freedom fighter William Wallace, played by Gibson.
In his review of the film for the Los Angeles Times critic Peter Rainer said "McGoohan is in possession of perhaps the most villainous enunciation in the history of acting."
McGoohan is survived by his wife and three daughters.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dogs vs. Cats

More drama at Gannett papers

Gannett is stealing a week's pay from about 40,000 employees between now and the end of March.

The word of company-wide (except for Detroit) furloughs - time off without pay - came down today in a memo from CEO Craig Dubow.

I've already heard from one Gannett employee who is worried about making her rent payment because of the loss of a week's pay.

It's hardly a surprise that Glassdoor.com ranked Gannett as 36th in its 50 Worst Places to Work list, based on employee satisfaction.

Is there any of that pie left?

sugarcreampieFriend Tim Evans writes in The Indianapolis Star that State Sen. Allen Paul, a Republican from Richmond, Ind., has proposed a resolution in the Indiana Legislature to declare the sugar cream pie to be the Official State Pie.

He also wants to designate Winchester, Ind., (which happens to be in his district and home to Wick's Pies Inc.) as the Sugar Cream Pie Capital.

Turns out there are two other states with official state pies - Vermont with apple (ho-hum), and Florida with Key Lime.

Sugar cream pie is an Indiana farm favorite and is also known as Hoosier sugar cream pie, Indiana cream pie, sugar pie, or finger pie. It's a pie shell spread with layers of creamed butter and maple or brown sugar with a sprinkling of flour, then filled with vanilla-flavored cream and baked.

Whatscookingamerica.net says:

The recipe appears to have originated in Indiana with the Shaker and/or Amish communities in the 1800s as a great pie recipe to use when the apple bins were empty. You will find somewhat similar pies in the Pennsylvania Dutch County and a few other places in the United States with significant Amish populations. The Shakers believed in eating hearty and healthy food. They definitely must have had a sweet tooth, though, judging by the sugar cream pie.

This pie was also know as finger pie because the filling was sometimes stirred with a finger during the baking process to prevent breaking the bottom crust. People used to skim the thick yellow cream from the top of chilled fresh milk to make this delectable dessert.

Allrecipes.com has six variations, the richest being 541 calories per slice. This is clearly not on a diabetic menu and it's guaranteed to spike your blood sugar bigtime.

Here's the recipe my wife favors:

sugarcreampierecipe

No big deal for a Hoosier

temps

We're expecting a little cold snap here in the Mid-South.

The local TV news was full of cold weather tips and warnings about frozen pipes costing "thousands of dollars" to repair.

This on a morning when the temperature was 33 degrees, headed for a high of 47. The overnight low is forecast at 10 degrees with a high tomorrow of 25. The temperature is expected to rebound into the 40s over the weekend to near 50 early next week.

But where we come from in Indiana, it's 17 and snowing with a wind chill factor of 2 degrees this morning, headed for an overnight low of -10 and a high tomorrow of 1. The temperature in Thorntown, Ind., isn't expected to climb back out of the single digits until Saturday.

Now that, my Arkansas friends, is real winter weather.

That said, I have absolutely no desire to ever experience the prolonged brutal cold of an Indiana winter again. I've lived through 62 of them and that's quite enough, thank you.

john coldThis is me on the campus of Indiana State University in Terre Haute in January or February of 1966 - lots of layers under my hooded pea coat, heavy gloves, a U.S. Navy cold weather face mask and sunglasses.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Giving Nancy Grace the (extra) finger

nancy_grace-web If you spend much time watching CNN Headline News, you'll be subjected to hype for Nancy Grace and her obsession with the Caylee Anthony case.

The most ridiculous bit - so far - has Nancy proclaiming, "When you point a finger at someone else, you have four fingers pointing back at you."

Huh?finger_pointing_0231

Unless Nancy Grace is an alien or a mutant, it's only three fingers.

I can see how something like that might slip through, but CNN should have caught it and yanked it before now because it's been running for weeks.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Heavy thoughts

gold bar

If someone offered you a cubic foot of gold, would you be able to carry it away?

Not bloody likely. A cubic foot of gold weighs in excess of 1,200 pounds. A cube of gold slightly over 14 inches on a side weighs a ton.

If you want to know how much you're worth if you're worth your weight in gold, go to this site. I'm worth about $3 million.

If it were only good today...

50millionmarknote

This is a 50 million mark bank note from Germany. At today's rate of exchange, that equals $34,196,683.44 in U.S. dollars.

But this is a Reichsbanknote issued in September, 1923, when German paper money was more valuable for burning than for spending because of hyperinflation in the wake of the collapse of the German economy.

According to Wikipedia, hyperinflation in Germany reached the point where the Weimar government's Reichsbank issued banknotes as large as 100 trillion marks and postage stamps with a face value of 50 billion marks.

When the Reichbank took to printing bank notes denominations in the millions of marks, they didn't even bother to print anything on the reverse side.

Let's hope things never get that bad here.

Here's something you don't see every day

50 pesos

This is a 50 peso note issued by the Japanese government during the time Japan occupied and controlled the Philippines (1942-45).

It's pretty much worthless today.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

A milestone

I added Blog Counter to this blog back on Oct. 10, 2007, because I wondered how many hits I was getting on a daily, weekly and monthly basis.

It was down for the better part of November and December, 2007, so the regular counting started in January, 2008 - a year ago.

The total hits topped 10,000 about 10:30 a.m. (CST) today.

That's hardly huge - only about 24 hits a day - but considering that this is hardly a high profile blog, I'm gratified by such a milestone.

I added ads from Google AdSense last January in a modest effort to monetize my blogging habit. I made my first $100 from visitors clicking those little ads in October of last year. Again, no big thing, but it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

If you're reading this, you're adding to the count. If you click on an ad or two, you're putting some pennies into my tin cup.

Thanks to my regular readers for your interest and support. I hope you keep finding something of interest here because I don't think I'm out of stuff to write about yet.

Memphis afterthoughts

It felt good to be among BMW riders yesterday.

I've missed conversations about bikes and travel and great motorcycle roads.

It was a good experience for Maria, too, because she found five fellow quilters in the club and got a line on a quilt/fabric shop in Memphis. She's been starved for good fabric and quilting shops since we left Indiana and this promises to be a fabulous discovery.

Charlie Parsons chauffeured us to Memphis yesterday and, in the process, showed us a quick route to U.S. 63 - the link road to I-55 - that bypasses Jonesboro and its traffic. I'm embarrassed I hadn't figured it out myself from studying area maps, but it's great information and will make the drive to Memphis and back much more pleasant.

The job of editing the club newsletter was up for grabs and I successfully suppressed the impulse to volunteer. I did the Indianapolis BMW Club newsletter for 10 years until other responsibilities in my life transformed it from a pleasure to a burden. I'm not ready to repeat that process here.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

BMW club meeting

We're at the BMW Riders Association of the Mid-South meeting at the Sidecar Cafe in Memphis.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Shirtsleeve weather

Sunny and mild here today.
Beats shivering in Indiana.

Confident smile, kind eyes... what more could you ask?

I was going to write something about the Obama "Historic Victory Plate" commercial that informs us this "priceless work of art" features a portrait of the New Messiah's "confident smile and kind eyes" that "are an inspiration to us all."  but I can't top this from ondeafears.com:historicvictoryplate

Yep, it’s FINALLY here! The Barack Obama commemorative plate. Watch the whole commercial on the website. I laughed my ass off at the end when the dude and his family are like “I thought this day would never come.” Is he pissed? He sounds kind of pissed. Of course he isn’t pissed! He wasn’t talking about the election of an African-American president. He probably voted for McCain. He was talking about the firing of a ceramic plate commemorating the election of an African-American president. I want the commemorative plate commemorating the first commemorative plate commemorating the election of the first African-American president.

Now that’s a PLATE you can believe in!

I think my favorite part in the commercial is when the guy is at his desk writing a letter or something and he glances over at his Barack Obama Commemorative Plate and nods his head and smiles like he was all “Man I just CAN’T write this letter to the editor of Readers Digest. “YES YOU CAN” -Thanks Barack Obama!!”

Check out the image, they spelled certificate, cirtificate. Now that’s a Spell Checker you can’t believe in!

'waving lunch

lasagna Now that we have a functional, dependable microwave oven again, frozen entrees are a lunchtime option for me.

Today it was Chicken Florentine Lasagna from Lean Cuisine. It was OK. The best thing about it was the four-minute cooking time.

It's mildly surprising how dependent we've become on a kitchen appliance what was practically unknown less than 40 years ago.

Microwave ovens date from the 1940s, but they didn't become affordable until the late 1970s. Since the median age of Americans is around 37, that means nearly half of the population can't remember a time when there were no microwave ovens.

My first wife and I bought our first microwave - a clunky countertop Amana Radarange that came with a hardcover microwave cookbook - sometime around 1979 or 1980.

We never explored its cooking potential with any depth, using it mostly for baking potatoes and popping popcorn. We learned early that microwaves explode eggs and turn bread products into rubber.

I don't remember what we paid for it - probably somewhere around $200. Like everything else in electronics, the price has dropped precipitously and today you can find a countertop microwave for under $50. (That's about $17 in 1979 dollars, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics inflation calculator.)

What's so hard about pronouncing "inauguration?"

in-au-gu-ra-tion

Those of us who are accustomed to pronouncing English words properly know it's pronounced in-aw-gyh-rey-shun.

But a startlingly large number of people on TV think it's pronounced in-og-ur-a-shun.

The first example of this moronic butchery of the word cropped up shortly after the election in a commercial hyping a commemorative Barack Obama plate. I noted the aberration and dismissed it as an attempt to connect with the New Messiah's constituency.

But as the event nears, I hear it falling from the lips of network news people - several of them - who really ought to know better. These are people who routinely pronounce goofy names like Ahmadinejad and Blagojevich. They should know better.

Or maybe, in this particular instance, it's appropriate.

Fellow acrophobes, avert your gaze!

burjdubaiBabu Sassi, a fearless young man from southern India is the cult hero of Dubai's army of construction workers.

Known as the "Indian on the top of the world", Babi is the crane operator at the world's tallest building — the 819-meter (2,687 ft) Burj Dubai. His office, the cramped crane cab perched on top of the Burj, is also his home — apparently it takes too long to come down to the ground each day to make it worthwhile. When the building is completed, its elevators will be the world's fastest.

Stories about his daily dalliance with death are discussed in revered terms by Dubai's workers. Some say he has been up there for more than a year, others whisper that he's paid 30,000 dirhams ($8,168) a month compared with the average wage of 800 dirhams a month. All agree he's worth it.

The observation deck of the Sears Tower in Chicago creeps me out. I can't begin to get my brain wrapped around what this guy is doing. BTW, 2,687 feet is more than half a mile.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Must be Fix-It Day

Gary from Sears just called to say he'll be here in about an hour to fix our microwave oven and to confirm that our parts had arrived.

"Parts? I thought you were getting them."

"No, they were supposed to ship the parts to you."

"Hold on. I'll check the front porch."

Sure enough, there was a UPS box just outside the front door with a shipping label listing the three parts he needs.

This came about 10 minutes after I got a call from our renter reporting water was flowing out from under the dishwasher.

I told him where the dishwasher water line shutoff could be found under the kitchen sink and told him to call the 800 number for the home warrant insurance we bought.

It's about 12 degrees there and I suspect a valve in the dishwasher froze and broke, then started to leak when the line began to thaw.

Anyway, it's presumably being handled, so I can enjoy my comparatively warm and sunny day in the Mid-South.

Recession? What recession? Nordex's Jonesboro wind turbine plant is still on track.

 nordex wind turbine2 Nordex USA's plans to build its $100 million U.S. wind turbine manufacturing facility here are on schedule despite the current economic downturn.

Joe Brenner, vice president for production for Nordex USA, told a Jonesboro Area Chamber of Commerce Power Breakfast yesterday that the German wind turbine company still plans to start production in Jonesboro in January, 2010.

The company announced its choice of Jonesboro for the factory site in late October, 2008.

Curt Hodges, business reporter for the Jonesboro Sun, reported in today's paper that Brenner confirmed, "At this point it looks like that’s how it will be. We are in the design stage. Everything has been positive.”

The factory will be build on 187 acres in the Jonesboro Technology Industrial Park and will employ about 700 people.

Brenner told The Sun he sees recent layoffs at wind energy-related companies in the Little Rock area as “blips” and added that “for the mid-term and long-term,” wind energy companies are stable and growing.

LM Glasfiber of Little Rock announced Tuesday it will lay off more than 150 workers, saying developers are having trouble financing wind farm projects because of the current credit environment.

John Sawyer, CEO of Aspen Transportation of Jonesboro and a sponsor of the breakfast event at the Jonesboro Holiday Inn, said, "They say we are in a depression. You're going to have to leave this ZIP code to prove that what you read in The Wall Street Journal is fact."

nordex hiring

And they're hiring. This is from the Nordex USA Web site.

Caption it...

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Boiled hippopotamus... yum!

hippos I finished "And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks" this week, thanks to my son Steve and the Amazon.com wish list.

I started the book while hanging out at a local bookstore in early December and after about 50 pages, decided I'd like to read the whole thing, so I put it on my Christmas wish list.

It's an odd little document of the early days of the Beat Generation in New York City. Kerouac and Burroughs wrote alternating chapters in this story of the events surrounding the murder of one of their friends by another in their social circle in the summer of 1944.

It was rejected by publishers in 1945 and spent the next 60 years buried in a filing cabinet. The title, by the way, comes from a news report of a fire at a circus.

The book was finally published in 2008 after both authors and all of the characters were dead.

It's a fascinating period piece, with intriguing glimpses of wartime New York.

If you've read and enjoyed Kerouac and/or Burroughs, you'll probably love this book.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Supreme Court conference on Obama challenge

BREAKING NEWS

Chief Justice John Roberts has sent a full-throated challenge to Barack Obama's presidential eligibility to conference: Lightfoot v. Bowen (SCOTUS docket page).obamaego

Lightfoot lead attorney, Orly Taitz believes, "This is Chief Justice Roberts telling the Congress... the other eight Justices, that there is a problem with this election."
The Lightfoot case has legal standing, due to litigant, Gail Lightfoot's vice presidential candidacy in California, with the Libertarian Party. It also address two major issues of legal merit: 1. Obama's failure to provide legally evidentiary documentation of citizenship and American birth and, 2. his United Kingdom citizenship at birth, passed to him by his Kenyan father when that nation was a British colony. (Other current challenges also submit that Obama's apparent status as an Indonesian citizen, as a child, would have caused his American citizenship to be revoked.) This case is therefore considered the strongest yet, to be heard by the Supreme Court. Obama challenger, Philp Berg had previously been granted conference hearings this Friday, 1/9 and on 1/16.

Read all about it at investigatingobama.blogspot.com.

Godspeed, Cheryl Holdridge

teers Annette Funicello, Cheryl Holdridge and Doreen Tracey

My original Mouseketeer friend Doreen Tracey emailed this morning to say that Cheryl Holdridge, another of the original Mickey Mouse Club crew, died yesterday.

It was a followup to this email on Monday:

A quick note letting you know, that Mouseketeer Cheryl Holdridge is under “hospice care” at home for her remaining days. Cheryl has been cherylbattling cancer for two years. As the second day of the New Year rolled in, her extended family and friends visited her at St. John’s Medical facility in Santa Monica showering her with love. (It was quite a party, and the nurses almost kicked everyone out for disturbing the  other patients on the ICU floor.) Now she is going home to look at the Pacific one last time. Yesterday, she said she will miss all of us, as if to say, she is going someplace where she can’t see us for awhile. Mouseketeer Tommy Cole came yesterday, and that’s when it hit me how much I will miss my friend the Countess.

Doreen said there will be a memorial service within the next couple of weeks.

Born June 20, 1944, Cheryl joined the Mickey Mouse Club during its second season.

She became a Countess on Nov. 7, 1964, when she married Woolworth heir Lance Reventlow, whose father was a Danish nobleman. Reventlow was killed in a light plane crash near Aspen, Colo., in 1972.

Cheryl was widowed a second time in 1999 when Manning Post, her husband of 23 years, died.

And, yes, Annette Funicello is still with us, despite a 17-year ordeal with multiple sclerosis.

TV news comes to the story late, again.

yogi bear volcano02 I've been watching the TV news media for this story for more than a week. Now that the swarm is apparently over, FOX News has a story. Still haven't seen it anywhere else, except on the web sites of US News & World Report and some newspapers, including the Times of London.

Here's the latest from the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory:

 

YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO (CAVW#1205-01-)
44.43°N 110.67°W, Summit Elevation 9203 ft (2805 m)
Volcano Alert Level: NORMAL

Aviation Color Code: GREEN

Yellowstone Lake Earthquake Swarm Summary as of 6 January 2009

Through 5 January 2009, seismic activity has markedly decreased. It is possible that the swarm has ended, though a return of activity may occur as Yellowstone swarms of the size usually last for tens of days to many weeks. About 500 earthquakes occurred between Dec. 26 through Jan. 1. Three hundred of the earthquakes (including all >M2.0) have been reviewed by seismologists. There have been 86 earthquakes with M > 2.0 and 16 earthquakes > M3.0. About 200 smaller earthquakes have yet to be reviewed. Depths are difficult to determine accurately. The best located earthquakes have depths on the order of 3 to 10 km (1.8 to 6.0 miles).

From Dec. 26 through Jan 2, the earthquake hypocenters appear to have migrated northwards, starting southeast of near Stevenson Island, with many of the latest events occurring near Fishing Bridge. The recent swarm is well above typical activity at Yellowstone. Nevertheless it is not unprecedented during the last 40 years of monitoring. Swarms are the typical mode of occurrence of earthquakes within the Yellowstone caldera, with magnitudes ranging to > 4.0. The 1985 swarm on the northwest rim of the caldera lasted for three months, with earthquakes up to M4.9 and over 3000 total events recorded. Magnitudes of earthquakes in this swarm range from zero to 3.9. Seismologists categorize those of magnitude less than 3.5 as generally not felt by persons. For perspective, earthquakes of magnitude 3.4 to 4.5 are often felt, as several of the events in this swarm have. A magnitude 5 or greater is generally required to produce damage to buildings or other structures. Improved volcano and seismic monitoring at Yellowstone gives us a greater ability to locate earthquakes, understand their source process and identify anomalous sources of seismic activity.

New equipment including precise measurements of ground motion by GPS receivers and borehole strainmeters provided by the National Science Foundation's EarthScope and Continental Dynamics Program have been used extensively during the last week of intense earthquake activity. Ground motions accompanying the swarm, from the GPS instruments will take two or more weeks to fully process.

It is worth noting that in 2004 the Yellowstone caldera began a period of accelerated uplift measured by GPS instruments that was as large as 7 cm/yr (2.7 inches/yr), three times as fast as recorded in the recorded history but has now reduced to about a maximum rate of 4 cm/yr. Scientists have modeled this deformation as due to magmatic recharge of the Yellowstone magma chamber at a depth of ~10 km (6 miles). The area of the swarm is on the eastern side of the uplift area. Earthquakes at Yellowstone are caused by a combination of geological factors including: 1) regional stress associated with normal faults (those where the valleys go down relative to the mountains) such as the nearby Teton and Hebgen Lake faults, 2) magmatic movements at depth (>7 kms or 4 miles), and 3) hydrothermal fluid activity caused as the groundwater system is heated to boiling by magmatic heat.

At this time, no one has noted any anomalous changes in surface discharges (hot springs, gas output, etc.). YVO staff from the USGS, University of Utah and Yellowstone National Park continue to carefully review all data streams that are recorded in real-time. At this time, there is no reason to believe that magma has risen to a shallow level within the crust or that a volcanic eruption is likely. The USGS Volcano alert level for Yellowstone Volcano remains at Normal/Green.

Yellowstone National Park is evaluating infrastructure near the north end of Yellowstone Lake to assess if any damage has occurred to facilities. Winter visitor activities and staff operations have not been impacted and continue as normal.

Crunching numbers

I'm reconciling our checking account on Quicken. What fun.

Not.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

The long strange trip begins...

tiptontrailer2This was my home 42 years ago - a trailer along an alley in Tipton, Ind.

I was 21 and a reporter for the Tipton Tribune, a six-day-a-week rural county seat daily north of Indianapolis and it was my first paying newspaper job. I was earning $65 a week.  I think the rent on the trailer was $25 a johntrailermonth, but I had to pay the utilities, including the heat. As you can see, there was no apron around the bottom, so the winter wind carried away the heat about a fast as the furnace could generate it.

And that's my 1965 VW beetle - my first car, which I eventually drove 100,000 miles back when that was an exceptional achievement for a car. It finally rusted to death.

These photos were shot with another first - my first 35mm camera. It was a Minolta Himatic 7, a rangefinder camera. I sold it years ago. It would be fun to have it back, but the meter needed a battery that used mercury and is no longer available.

My career at the Tribune began Sept. 6, 1966 and ended Feb. 3, 1967 when I joined the staff of The Indianapolis News. I started at $115 a week. The Tribune is still being published and The News folded in 1999.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Exploding head averted

Fortunately for everyone concerned, our tenant's rent check was in our post office box this morning.

He mailed it Saturday - three days after the due date - which is not a good sign, but at least it's here.

The bad news is that the cashier's check from the State Bank of Lizton (Ind.) is made out to "Don and Maria" instead of "John and Maria."

So now I'm printing out a copy of the lease agreement to take to the bank to prove the check is really meant for us and that we are entitled to cash it.

Maria's parents dropped by the rental house the other day to meet the tenants and her dad ended up showing the renter how to turn on the water. I gave the renter explicit instructions on how to turn on the water in a two-page "operator's manual" to the house. I emailed him a copy at his workplace several weeks ago and also left a printout on the kitchen island when were there the weekend before Christmas.

Duh.

We have reached a point where I am asking Maria to handle all communication with this guy because I'm afraid of what I might say.

But at least we have a check. Kinda. So my head probably won't explode. Today.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Making small town advertisers look bigtime

Cville policedrugtab08 Our friend Lauri, who is the best ad designer I've seen in my 40+ years in the newspaper business, has posted her portfolio on Picasa.

This is one of my favorites (because I shot the photo), but there are lots of other dazzlers in the collection.

The advertisers at her paper are getting a tremendous bargain for their ad dollar because she makes local businesses and organizations look like they've retained national advertising firms to build their ads.

No surprise that she's been named the best ad designer in Indiana multiple times in Hoosier State Press Association competition.

Check out her portfolio and you'll see what I mean.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Angry shoeless morons

shoes This may be a big deal insult to Muslims, but to the rest of us it's just a bunch of angry morons throwing away perfectly good shoes.

Trying not to have too much fun

I see on the Weather Channel web site that it's 41 degrees, with a wind chill of 33 up in miserable cold Indiana.

But it's 71 with an occasional peek of sunshine here in northeast Arkansas, so I took Maria's K75S out for a 33-mile spin this afternoon. It hasn't been ridden for a couple of months and I figured it was time to blow out the cobwebs.

I dropped a couple of rental DVDs into the mailbox at the Post Office, then rode down to Advance auto parts to buy some fuel stabilizer.

"Getting ready to put your bike up?" asked the clerk.

"Nope, this is for my lawn mower. I hope I don't have to run it for another four months."

Then is was down to the Kum & Go for a tank of gas - the first fill-up for the K75S since Sept. 23 - and a run up the backbone of Crowley's Ridge, then home.

I was tempted to keep going, but I don't want to have too much fun. It might make me gloat about the mild winters here.

Lost and found and exploding heads

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This morning's check of our post office box yielded a surprise - the Arkansas driver's license I lost in Colorado Springs on Friday, July 25, 2008.

My best guess is that it slipped out of my wallet when I gassed my BMW K1200GT at a Diamond Shamrock station on the east side of Colorado Springs. I discovered it was missing when I stopped for lunch a few hours later at a Wendy's in Goodland, Kans.

I rode conservatively the rest of the way home and got a replacement license the following Monday.

My prodigal driver's license arrived in a U.S. Postal Service envelope with a rubber-stamped return address of USPS Nixie Desk, 3655 E. Fountain Blvd., Colorado Springs, CO 80910. There was no explanatory note inside. The front and back bear scuff marks consistent with being run over multiple times at a gas pump. I never expected to see it again, but I guess I'm glad to have a spare now.

Conspicuously absent from our post office box was the first month's rent check from our tenants. They obviously have no idea how much importance I place upon them paying on time and how this fosters anger and mistrust.

If it's not in the mailbox on Monday there is a 30% chance my head will explode.

Friday, January 02, 2009

"I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money"

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Is it just me, or is this woman really the lamest, most annoying person on TV?

Travolta family tragedy

Googling for background on John Travolta's 16-year-old son who died while the family vacationed in the Bahamas, I found this blogpost from May, 1970. Keep in mind, you can't believe everything you read on the Internet and the source may be questionable:PD*26046294

Hollywood, Interrupted is reporting they had an interview with a Florida man named Tim Kenny who lives and works in John Travolta's neighborhood and has intimate knowledge of the goings on behind the gates of the Travolta airporthome. Kenny is concerned that Scientologists, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, are ignoring their son Jett's reported case of autism so much so that Child Protective Services should be encouraged to get involved.

I don't think it's a stretch to call their treatment of Jett child abuse," Ocala, Florida restaurant manager Tim Kenny tells Hollywood, Interrupted. Kenny claims he met Travolta at his restaurant in February, and, after "comping" the movie star and his daughter a meal per restaurant policy for celebrities, he asked him, "as one autistic child's father to another," if he "was doing anything special in terms of therapy" for Jett. Aghast, Travolta responded, "Well, we involve him in the arts." Then, he offered to send Kenny a book, and high-tailed it out of the restaurant.
"If I ever received a Scientology book from him [Travolta], I'd find him, and throw it back at him," says Kenny. "Scientology is keeping him from acknowledging his son's autism. They see it as a weakness. That's what the space aliens are telling him I guess."

Repeated requests for John and Kelly to take part in a local charity event connected to autism advocacy were ignored. Furthermore, Hollywood, Interrupted reports,
The Kennys also claim that Kelly and John "let Jett sit in front of video games all day eating junk food, while they eat the best organic food money can buy. They exclude Jett from all social events because they are embarrassed."
"Once," reports Kenny, "when Kelly took him to the movies, Jett started to have a meltdown and Kelly pointed at the nanny and ordered, 'Take care of it.'"
"Jett does not speak at all," confirms Kenny. "He has not even been taught how to communicate. We struggle every week to pay for our daughter's therapy. How dare he [Travolta] ruin his own son's chances of recovering! We want to get the word out on this."

Nice hats

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My son Sean and his lovely wife Ruth sent us this photo for Christmas. It will occupy a place of honor in our Arkansas home.

The elephant in the room

Clean desk? Ha!

desk I'm not much on New Year's resolutions, but the beginning of a new year sometimes sparks a desire to tidy up certain areas of my life.

Today, it's my desk.

Here's what's on my desk and the keyboard tray this morning, starting with the stuff that actually belongs there:

  • 24" Dell flatscreen monitor
  • Telephone headset
  • Treo 700p smartphone and charger
  • 4 external hard drives
  • A pair of speakers
  • Nikon transparency scanner with 35mm film and slide adapters
  • HP Scanjet G4010 flatbed scanner
  • Miniature 55 gallon Motorex oil drum holding 16 pens and felt-tip markers
  • Dell keyboard
  • Logitech cordless mouse and charger
  • Stapler
  • Box of paperclips
  • Small Scotch Tape dispenser
  • BMW motorcycles mouse pad
  • Box of staples

Now for the clutter:

  • 60GB iPod in Speck armored case
  • iPod car charger
  • PayPal security code dongle attached to spare keys for my motorcycle and a cable lock
  • Jeweler's loupe
  • 2 loose AA batteries
  • Geico motorcycle bill that I paid online last month
  • Used Amazon.com $25 reward certificate
  • Printer's line gauge (New England Newspaper Supply Co.)
  • Various pads of Post-It notes
  • Noise canceling stereo headphones in their carrying bag
  • Small magnifier lens
  • Pocket knife souvenir from the National Newspaper Association (NNA) convention in Oklahoma City in 2006
  • BMW Riders Association reflective sticker
  • Bag of tiny screws from external hard drive box
  • Office Depot receipt for 500GB external hard drive
  • Walther PPK 7.65 mm pistol with Nazi Party RZM stamp and original holster
  • Starbucks paper napkin with name of quilting DVD written on it
  • Tire tread depth gauge
  • 7 delivery confirmation and insurance receipts from Ebay sales
  • Several unopened bank statements
  • Arkansas Freedom of Information Handbook
  • 2 BMW Riders Association of the Mid-South cloth patches
  • CD of last year's H&R Block TaxCut tax filing software
  • Logitech Bluetooth wireless headphones, transmitter and charger
  • iPod headphone splitter adapter
  • Service coupons from local Honda auto dealer
  • Business card from a food vendor at the 2008 BMW MOA rally in Gillette, Wyo.
  • Business card from Larry Anderson, service manager at BMW-Ducati of Colorado Springs
  • Reward cards from Best Buy and Petco
  • Spray bottle of Endust for Electronics
  • Stack of antique postcards to be sold on Ebay
  • 3 sets of iPod earbud headphones
  • Netgear RangeMax wireless PCI adapter card
  • Plastic case for iPod shuffle
  • Remote control for TV on the other side of the room
  • 256MB Compact Flash memory card
  • 5½" tall carved wood statuette of the Hindu god Ganesh, the remover of obstacles and a favorite of writers because those obstacles presumably include writer's block
  • Small Stanley 10' tape measure
  • Inlaid wood paperweight taken from a German pillbox on Omaha beach
  • Stuffed plush bat, Stellaluna
  • 2 reporter's notebooks
  • Owner's manual for Numark USB turntable
  • American Motorcyclist Association Charter Life Member sticker
  • Protective skin for Treo 700p smartphone
  • Petco 10% off coupon
  • Final notice for Popular Photography subscription renewal (unopened)
  • ½-liter beer stein full of coffee

Conspicuously absent from my desk and from today's mail was the rent check from our new tenants. Grrrr.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Biting the tire

beer-tire-character Indianapolis BMW Club friend John Rode showed up at the club's Colorado Chalet week at Chateau Balough in Alma, Colo. last summer with a bunch of baseball caps he'd picked up cheap on a tour of the Flying Dog Brewery in Denver.

He gave one to me and I've been wearing it a lot lately.

We were over at Mr. D's liquor store this afternoon and I decided it was high time I sampled a Flying Dog product, so I bought a six-pack of Tire Bite Golden Ale.

My beer vocabulary is pretty weak, so I'll just say I agree with the Flying Dog website's description:

"Tire Bite Golden Ale is a refreshing, light, warm weather slammer with a flavorful hop edge. Brewed using exclusive imported German hops, this beer draws craft beer drinkers back from the 'dark' side of the cooler."

I like it. I like the Ralph Steadman graphics, too.

Russian nut-job predicts Balkanization of U.S.

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Click on the map to see it full-size.

Russian academic Igor Panarin predicts the U.S. will break up amid economic crisis and civil war in the next two years.

[Prof. Panarin]

Panarikn, 50, is a former KGB analyst, and is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats.

"There's a 55-45% chance right now that disintegration will occur," he says. "One could rejoice in that process," he adds, poker-faced. "But if we're talking reasonably, it's not the best scenario - for Russia." Though Russia would become more powerful on the global stage, he says, its economy would suffer because it currently depends heavily on the dollar and on trade with the U.S.

Panarin believes mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war this fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces - with Alaska reverting to Russian control.

"Crazy ideas are not usually discussed by serious people," says Sergei Rogov, director of the government-run Institute for U.S. and Canadian Studies, who thinks Panarin's theories are absurd.

Panarin's résumé includes many years in the KGB, an experience shared by other top Russian officials. He says he began his career in the KGB in 1976. In post-Soviet Russia, he got a doctorate in political science, studied U.S. economics, and worked for FAPSI, then the Russian equivalent of the U.S. National Security Agency. He says he did strategy forecasts for then-President Boris Yeltsin, adding that the details are "classified."

In September 1998, he attended a conference in Linz, Austria, devoted to information warfare, the use of data to get an edge over a rival. It was there, in front of 400 fellow delegates, that he first presented his theory about the collapse of the U.S. in 2010.

"When I pushed the button on my computer and the map of the United States disintegrated, hundreds of people cried out in surprise," he remembers. He says most in the audience were skeptical. "They didn't believe me."

At the end of the presentation, he says many delegates asked him to autograph copies of the map showing a dismembered U.S.

He based the forecast on classified data supplied to him by FAPSI analysts, he says. He predicts that economic, financial and demographic trends will provoke a political and social crisis in the U.S. When the going gets tough, he says, wealthier states will withhold funds from the federal government and effectively secede from the union. Social unrest up to and including a civil war will follow. The U.S. will then split along ethnic lines, and foreign powers will move in.

California will form the nucleus of what he calls "The Californian Republic," and will be part of China or under Chinese influence. Texas will be the heart of "The Texas Republic," a cluster of states that will go to Mexico or fall under Mexican influence. Washington, D.C., and New York will be part of an "Atlantic America" that may join the European Union. Canada will grab a group of Northern states Panarin calls "The Central North American Republic." Hawaii, he suggests, will be a protectorate of Japan or China, and Alaska will be subsumed into Russia.

"It would be reasonable for Russia to lay claim to Alaska; it was part of the Russian Empire for a long time." A framed satellite image of the Bering Strait that separates Alaska from Russia like a thread hangs from his office wall. "It's not there for no reason," he says with a sly grin.

Interest in his forecast revived this fall when he published an article in Izvestia, one of Russia's biggest national dailies. In it, he reiterated his theory, called U.S. foreign debt "a pyramid scheme," and predicted China and Russia would usurp Washington's role as a global financial regulator.

Americans hope President-elect Barack Obama "can work miracles," he wrote. "But when spring comes, it will be clear that there are no miracles."

The article prompted a question about the White House's reaction to Panarin's forecast at a December news conference. "I'll have to decline to comment," spokeswoman Dana Perino said amid much laughter.

For Panarin, Perino's response was significant. "The way the answer was phrased was an indication that my views are being listened to very carefully," he says.

The professor says he's convinced that people are taking his theory more seriously. People like him have forecast similar cataclysms before, he says, and been right. He cites French political scientist Emmanuel Todd. Todd is famous for having rightly forecast the demise of the Soviet Union -- 15 years beforehand. "When he forecast the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1976, people laughed at him," says Panarin.

It's stunning that this clown is being taken seriously by anyone. His perceptions of the U.S. are obviously colored by the wildly disparate cultures that were strongarmed into submission under the Soviet yoke. If he had spent much time in the U.S., he would know that the ancient tribal rivalries and hatreds that emerged when the U.S.S.R. disintegrated simply don't exist in the U.S.

The Soviet Union, his model for this scenario, existed just 69 years - from 1922 to 1991. The United States has been around, constantly reinventing itself, for 232 years - more than three times the lifespan of the fatally flawed Soviet system. We are united by a common history, language, customs and traditions. No such commonalities were shared among the subject states of the U.S.S.R.

And the idea that the various regional "republics" would submit to rule by Russia, Mexico, China, Japan, or Canada is absolute lunacy.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Of course, this makes my landlord issues irrelevant

Earthquakes Still Swarm Yellowstone Supervolcano Caldera

ash Ash distribution patterns from previous Yellowstone eruptions, compared with Mount St. Helens.

December 31, 2008 09:07 AM ET | James Pethokoukis |

Earthquakes. Supervolcanoes. Calderas. The End of Civilization.  Not the usual subject matter of this blog, but I go where the news takes me. I just checked the last data from the University of Utah's seismograph station in Yellowstone. The earthquake swarm seems to have reintenstified a bit  over the past 24 hours. During Dec. 27 and 28, there was a swarm of earthquakes under Yellowstone in the 3.0-3.9 range. Activity then dropped off to quakes less than 2.0 on the Richter magnitude scale. But now we are again seeing quakes above 2.0 and even a 3.5 shaker earlier this morning. Again, the University of Utah puts this all in perspective:

The University of Utah Seismograph Stations reports that a notable swarm of earthquakes has been underway since December 26 beneath Yellowstone Lake in Yellowstone National Park, three to six miles south-southeast of Fishing Bridge, Wyoming. This energetic sequence of events was most intense on December 27, when the largest number of events of magnitude 3 and larger occurred. The largest of the earthquakes was a magnitude 3.9 (revised from magnitude 3.8) at 10:15 pm MST on Dec. 27. The sequence has included nine events of magnitude 3 to 3.9 and approximately 24 of magnitude 2 to 3 at the time of this release.

A total of more than 250 events large enough to be located have occurred in this swarm. Reliable depths of the larger events are up to a few miles. Visitors and National Park Service (NPS) employees in the Yellowstone Lake area reported feeling the largest of these earthquakes.

Earthquakes are a common occurrence in the Yellowstone National Park area, an active volcanic-tectonic area averaging 1,000 to 2,000 earthquakes a year. Yellowstone's 10,000 geysers and hot springs are the result of this geologic activity. A summary of the Yellowstone's volcanic history is available on the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory web site (listed below). This December 2008 earthquake sequence is the most intense in this area for some years and is centered on the east side of the Yellowstone caldera. Scientists cannot identify any causative fault or other feature without further analysis. Seismologists continue to monitor and analyze the data and will issue new information if the situation warrants it.

And here is what the Discovery channel has to say about Yellowstone and other supervolcanoes:

One way of looking at the power of volcanoes is what scientists call the Volcano Explosivity Index (VEI) — sort of a Richter scale for eruptions. And like the Richter scale used to measure earthquakes, the power of an eruption increases exponentially from number to number in the VEI index.

The VEI scale runs from zero to eight. The higher the VEI number, the bigger — and less frequent — the eruptions. On one end there are the burbling, rather gentle eruptions that happen on the big island of Hawaii. These happen daily on Earth, and even with their occasional impressive fountains of lava, they rate a zero on the VEI.

At the other extreme is the Yellowstone eruption of 2.1 million years ago, which is described on the VEI as an eight: mega-colossal, with a towering ash cloud 10 miles high that pours out at least a thousand cubic miles of ash. That Yellowstone eruption had 10 times the ejected material as a VEI 7 volcano, which modern humans have never seen either.

In fact, the last VEI 7 eruption was in Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, and it caused such global cooling that some scientists think it nearly drove humans to extinction.

The largest known eruption in the last several thousand years is believed to be that of Tambora, Indonesia, in 1815. It was tens of times more massive an eruption than Mount St. Helens in 1980. Despite pouring out 7 cubic miles of ash and causing short-term global cooling, Tambora was small fry compared with any of Yellowstone's big eruptions, or even the eruption of Toba 74,000 years ago.

No eruptions of this magnitude have happened since the dawn of civilization, about 10,000 years ago — which is lucky for us, and perhaps one reason civilization has been able to develop.