Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Free CD/DVD burning software

I mowed the lawn yesterday and learned something quite unrelated to cdburnerxplawn mowing.

Whenever I climb aboard the John Deere LA125, I do so with iPod and earplug speakers. Sometimes I listen to music, other times it's podcasts. Yesterday it was Windows Weekly with Leo Laporte and Paul Thurrott.

The software tip was CDburnerXP, a free CD/DVD burner program from Sweden that is a great replacement for the bloated, trying-to-be-everything-to-everyone software packages that Roxio and Nero have become. And it's FREE!

You can find it at http://cdburnerxp.se/

I downloaded it to my desktop computer and also to Maria's and it works beautifully. Here's what it does.

Create Data-CDs/DVDs
  • burn any Data on CD-R/CD-RW/DVD+R/DVD-R/DVD+RW/DVD-RW/DVD-RAM/BD/HD-DVD, including double layer mediums
  • burn mp3-CDs to store many audio files on one single disc
  • create bootable discs
  • verify written Data automatically after burning process
  • use either the internal browser to add your files or the intuitive Drop-Box to drag and drop files directly from any Windows Explorer window
  • save your compilations for creation of backups
  • burn on-the-fly and with buffer-underrun protections
  • import previous (ISO 9660) sessions and edit existing file structure on CD/DVD
  • quick- and full-erase disc
  • copy data discs (possible copy-protection is not bypassed)
  • retrieve recorder and disc information
Create Audio-CDs
  • create Audio-CDs from mp3, wav, ogg, flac and wma files
  • add single or multiple tracks from existing audio-CDs directly to your new compilation without ripping tracks before (add cda-files)
  • play audio-files with integrated audio player
  • gapless audio-CDs supported (disc-at-once-mode)
  • import M3U or WPL playlists
  • support for ReplayGain
  • import CUE sheets
  • create mixed-mode discs
ISO features
  • burn ISO files to CD
  • create your own ISO files
  • convert bin- and nrg-files to ISO
  • save CDs/DVDs as ISO file to disc
Other features
  • simple cover printing feature for data- and audio-discs
  • LightScribe integration
  • Command line version
  • supports most IDE, USB, Firewire and SCSI drives
  • integrated option to enable access to drive for restricted users
  • multi-language interface
  • online update

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

McCain Ad: Biden on Mccain

Spare change

I ♥ Goobertown

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We were heading home from lunch and shopping in Jonesboro when we overtook a pickup truck on U.S. 49 with an "I ♥ Goobertown, Arkansas" bumper sticker on the back.

Goobertown is just a couple of miles north of us and I like to say we live between Goobertown and Buck Snort, Ark.

Naturally, we had to have one or two, so we set out to find the source. After trying an antique store that was closed, we realized the only other possibility was the Goobertown Grocery.

We'd seen so little activity around the grocery that we guessed it wasn't an active business, but just somebody's home.

Turns out it's both.whole hog

Here's the couple who live and work at the Goobertown Grocery and make a living selling a modest inventory of grocery items and souvenirs, including the bumper sticker we'd seen about an hour  earlier.

And here's Morgan at the Whole Hog Cafe. She's not really that messy - the barbecue sauce on the napkin and her face were added for effect.

Monday, August 25, 2008

This morning's tally: 275 confirmed kills

death to winged intruders

My mid-morning patrol of the screened porch resulted in 275 confirmed mosquito kills. The actually count is probably more than 300, but I actually observed 275 mosquitos going up the pipe.

They congregate in the corners near the floor and ceiling and when I swirl the wand into their midst, several get sucked in faster than I can count. I also got a handful of moths, flies, horseflies and spiders.

If we can train the dogs not to scratch at the screen porch door, we could keep it closed and spare the insect world all of this carnage, but the door will remain propped open until that day.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Pineapple Express - ho hum

We drove down to the Malco Theatre on Highland this afternoon and saw Pineapple Express.PineappleExpress

It was amusing, but formulaic and somewhat predictable. One time through is enough. i don't care to have it on DVD or see it again.

Casualty list from The Indianapolis Star

This is the email sent out by the Indianapolis chapter of the Newspaper Guild concerning layoffs at The Indianapolis Star - a consequence of Gannett's financial problems:

Aug. 19, 2008

Guild-covered employees Mark Koenig (sports design), Greg Fisher (picture editor), Kathleen Singleton, Jonathon LaRosa (both north bureau paraprofessionals) and Mark C Morrow (sports desk) were let go this afternoon, per an announcement from Dennis Ryerson. Also let go
today were 2 newsroom employees exempt from the contract: Kelly Kendall, features editor, and Jim Herman, community editor.

The stated reason these positions were eliminated was due to financial pressures faced by Gannett. The Indianapolis Newspaper Guild regrets these layoffs and is working with our CWA-TNG (international) representatives to address contractual concerns, especially seniority.
Thanks to the contract, these exiting employees have first preference for re-employment within 2 years, but we are disappointed they are being forced to exit in the first place. We are also disappointed that our proposal on Aug. 15 to explore the idea of "volunteers" for buyouts was rejected by management.

Guild officers have scheduled a meeting Saturday morning at 10 a.m., 325 N. Delaware St. to discuss what support role we can play for our departing coworkers, one of whom (Mark) was on his second day on the job. Keep them in your thoughts, please.

– Abe Aamidor, president; DuJuan Carpenter and Vic Ryckaert, vice presidents; Sylvia Halladay, secretary; Tom Spalding, treasurer.

Back to Beale Street

silky music

We concluded that Silky O'Sullivan's on Beale Street in Memphis is weak on food, but strong on music.

We took Morgan to Beale Street yesterday and went to Silky's for what turned out to be a very forgettable lunch. Maria and Morgan split an order of ribs that Maria said were inferior to what she's had at the Whole Hog Cafe in Jonesboro. I ordered the Cajun burger with onion rings. I couldn't detect any Cajun spices in the burger and the onion rings were exceptionally bland.

After cruising the street and finding some live blues in the Pepsi Pavilion where Morgan danced with a kid who was part of a group of mentally handicapped people, we drifted back up the street toward B.B. King's place.

We watched a couple of kids turning handsprings in the street for tourist dollars, then noticed music coming from the Silky O'Sullivan's patio.

We found a table where we could watch the musicians and observe the two goats that make Silky's unique and passed the next couple of hours drinking beer and soaking up the blues.

We were running out of energy and money about 5 p.m. at a time when Saturday evening activities were just starting to pick up and left with the realization that we got there way too early. It'll be a night trip next time.

pepsi pavilion dancing

Friday, August 22, 2008

Frohe Geburtstag, Leni!

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Today is Leni Riefenstahl's birthday. She was born on this date in 1902 and died Sept. 8, 2003 at the age of 101.

She was a truly liberated woman.

Getting organized

My stepdaughter Morgan, who is working on her master's degree in library science and has a natural penchant for organization, has got me hooked on Delicious.com.

It's a free web site where you can import your browser bookmarks, organize them with key search words and, if you like, share them with an ever-growing community of Delicious.com users.

I've spent the last couple of hours playing with it and have to admit that it's kind of addictive.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Morgan's here

Dining at Whiskey Creek in Paragould.

Smores for dessert!

Enjoying the Olympics? Thank Leni.

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Okay, so somebody else probably would have figured it out if she hadn't, but Leni Riefenstahl pretty much invented sports cinematography.

Much of what we've seen in TV coverage of the Beijing Olympics involves camera techniques that Riefenstahl developed for shooting leni javelin Olympia, her epic film of the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

And yes, this is the same Leni Riefenstahl who created Triumph of the Will, the premiere Nazi propaganda film working under a direct commission from Adolf Hitler.

She was unquestionably the most talented woman director of the 20th century, but her deal with the devil wrecked her chances for a post-war career.

Even so, she took up still photography, lied about her age to take up scuba diving in her 80s, did amazing photographic work with African tribes and lived to be 101. leni elevator

Riefenstahl pioneered in the area of the moving camera and innovative shooting angles.

If you were impressed with the shots of the track events in the Bird's Nest from the camera pod that followed the runners down the  track, know that it's a refinement of what Riefenstahl was doing  in '36.

Ditto high angle elevator shots. And low leni cameralevel track and field shots - she had camera pits dug in strategic places in the Berlin Olympic Stadium for her cameras.

So, after the Beijing Olympics are over, see if you can track down a copy of Olympia. It's conspicuously absent from the Netflix lineup, but you can get it on DVD from Amazon.com for as little as $14.99.

 lenipit

19-Cent Saturday matinees at the Roxy Theatre

batman

I've been reliving my fourth grade Saturday afternoons, thanks to Netflix and the DVD version of the 1943 Batman movie serial.

This serial was 10 years old by the time I saw it over several successive Saturdays at the Roxy Theatre in downtown Delphi, Ind.

My friends and I thought it was ultra cool. It looks silly and cheesy now, especially when you compare the costumes with the state-of-the-art stuff featured in the latest Batman film.

batman dark knightThe serial has Batman and Robin acting as special FBI agents combating a WWII Japanese spy ring. Veteran character actor J. Carroll Naish, who earlier played the lead character in the Charlie Chan detective movies, is Dr. Tito Daka, the evil spymaster.

Daka operates out of a carnival funhouse and his secret lair includes a huge statue of the Buddha, an incongruity that was apparently lost on American audiences of the 1940s.

The Batman, as he is called, and Robin manage to get into big brawls in ever episode in which they are outnumbered and overmatched and generally get their asses kicked, ending the episode with a suspenseful cliff-hanger situation. Watching it now, it's hard not to see Batman and Robin as Halloween costumed morons who have absolutely no judgment when it comes to picking their fights.

And there are plenty of racist remarks that are hideously politically incorrect by today's standards, including a narrator's rant about what a great thing it was to round up all of the Japanese citizens and put them into internment camps for the duration.

But then it's just entertainment, isn't it?

Company's coming

morgan boomlandhat Maria's daughter Morgan is on her way from Bloomington, Ind. to our house as I type. I hope she brings her Boomland hat.

Why Ebay shoppers can make me crazy

Because we need the money and the garage space, I'm liquidating my somewhat pointless collection of East German military uniforms on Ebay.72EGA officer

The first set of auctions closed on Tuesday morning and I discovered the buyer of this East German Army major's uniform lives in Beijing, China. I turned away one bidder from Brazil and I had specified "No International Sales" in the auction because I don't like the hassle of shipping outside the U.S.

I got an email from the buyer yesterday asking if I would ship the purchase to an address in Washington, D.C. Of course I will. I sent him an invoice with a $15 shipping charge. I could have shipped it in a $12.95 large flat rate box, but the tunic and trousers won't fit in the box. So I chose a larger Priority Mail box which will cost more to mail.

So this morning, I had this email exchange:

Buyer: Excuse me, I found that the postage from Brookland to other states is $12, and I don't understand why it go up to $15? Would you mind choose a cheaper way that posted to my friend. Thanks! By the way, have you has other uniforms?

Me: I have shipping and handling costs over and above the postage - I add delivery confirmation to assure the package reaches its destination, plus the cost of packing tape and other materials, plus fuel cost for the 5-mile round trip to the post office. That said, I will reduce your shipping cost to $13.
And, yes, I have more uniforms. I listed more items yesterday.

Buyer: ok, I will wait for your other uniforms, if I like I will choose more, will you combine shipping cost? thanks

(By this time, I'm getting tired of screwing around with this guy and am realizing that he's working me.)

Me:Sorry, but no. I will combine shipping on items that close within the same 24-hour period, but I cannot wait for a 7-day auction to close to maybe/maybe not add another item to the order.
Please pay for this item now and I will ship it today to the Washington address you provide.

Buyer: ok, pls give me a new bill that postage is $13, I will pay it when I receive it. thank you!

I sent him a revised invoice, taking $2 off of the shipping cost, he paid by Paypal and his purchase goes to the Brookland Post Office later this morning. All that for $2.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Internet Exploder v7

Internet_Explorer_7_Logo My Internet Explorer browser has gone wonky on me - freezing and crashing.

I tried a reboot, but it didn't help.

I'm using IE7 and I'd heard that the Beta version of IE8 is available from Microsoft's web site. Unfortunately, the site stipulates that it only runs under the Service Pack 2 version of Windows XP and I've already updated to Service Pack 3.

Fortunately, I also have Firefox version 3.0 on my computer, so I guess I'll just use that until IE8 is released. Or maybe I won't go back. Who knows?

Blowin' in the wind

The Smoky Hills Wind Farm wasn't there when I rode east on I-70 through central Kansas last Sept. 3.

So imagine my surprise on the afternoon of July 25 when I saw acres smoky hillsand acres of 260-foot-tall wind turbines arrayed along the north side of the interstate about 25 miles west of Salina.

It's the biggest wind farm I've seen since my first encounter with wind turbines back in the mid '90s west of Palm Springs, Calif.

The Smoky Hills project isn't expected to be complete until later this year. Phase 1, which consisted of 56 turbines on 10,000 areas of Lincoln and Ellsworth counties, went online in February. Phase 2 will take the wind farm's electricity generating potential from 100.8 megawatts to just under 250 megawatts - enough to power about 45,000 homes.

The Associated Press reported that Phase 1 construction employed between 225 and 250 workers.

Once complete, the AP reported last December, Smoky Hills would be the fourth wind farm in Kansas. The other three were cranking out 363 megawatts. Kansas wind farm projects being developed this year are expected to raise the state's wind power capacity to 900 megawatts, the AP said.

I noticed several trucks hauling the huge turbine blades as I rode north on I-25 from Kansas City last month and suspect they were headed for Smoky Hills or another of the wind farms under development in Kansas.

Given my motorcycling experience in Kansas, it makes sense to harvest the wind there. I can't count the number of times I've ridden up and down I-70, leaning into a strong crosswind.

They say you can see them from 20 miles away on a clear day. I don't recall how far away I was when I first noticed the big white turbines, but I was astonished at the scope of the project. I rode past turbines for miles and miles, cresting each hill to find a fresh vista of turbine towers marching off to the horizon.

It was an inspiring sight and I felt like I was looking at the leading edge of America's energy future.

The AP cited a report from the National Renewable Energy Laboratories that Kansas has the potential to produce more than 7,100 megawatts of wind energy, providing up to $7.8 billion in economic benefits, including 23,000 temporary construction jobs and 3,000 permanent jobs.

Even so, I found lots of stuff on the Internet from people violently opposed to the wind farms. Some arguments were based on aesthetics - complaints that the turbine towers ruin the view of the prairie. Others grumble darkly that Kansas landowners are being exploited by big evil corporations. None of them struck me as compelling.

TradeWind Energy, the company developing the Smoky Hills wind farm, says the completed project will have more than 120 landowners participating and collecting royalty payments from the turbines. They don't say how much the farmers will make and I'd still searching online for that information.

The turbines are spaced about 1,000 feet apart and counting all land for roads, turbine foundations and maintenance buildings, take only 1-2 percent of the farmers' land out of production.

TradeWind Energy says the project will offset about 450,000 tons of carbon dioxide emissions a year, 1,500 tons of nitrous oxide per year and 2,000 tons of sulfur dioxide a year.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Colorado

I started this post on July 9, 2004 - more than four years ago when I was visiting Tim and Linda Balough at their home in Alma, Colo. It's astonishing how much has changed since then:

Native Coloradans (Coloradians? Coloradoites?) are hard to find here in the high country.
It seems everyone I meet is from somewhere else. My hosts, Tim & Linda, are from Indiana. The guy we had dinner with last night is from Vermont by way of upstate New York. Walter, who lives down the road, is from Germany (Wehrmacht vet of WWII).
A couple we know in Indiana has bought land a few miles from here and plans to move out. (They signed the papers to start construction last month.) Linda's daughter and her husband have their house up for sale and are job-hunting here. (Jeff and Sylvia have been living their Colorado dream for about three years now with a home a few miles from Tim and Linda's place.) This place is a huge magnet for flatlanders and the pull seems to be getting stronger by the day.
Development is creeping up U.S. 24 from Woodland Park. Frisco and Breckenridge are exploding with new houses and businesses and property values here in Alma, long considered the wrong side of the tracks/pass from upscale Breckenridge, are soaring.
When Maria and I were out here in May, 2004 we spent some time scouting real estate out in east of Jefferson in South Park. The views out there are spectacular, but I shudder to think about trying to get around in the winter and what an enormous hassle it must be to shop for groceries and other stuff.
There are probably a half-dozen places I've visited in my travels where I've thought, "Yes, I could live here and be very happy."
The Colorado high country is one of them. Big Sur is another. Portland, Ore., is yet another. Ditto, Taos, N.M.; Shelter Cove, Calif., and Frankfort, Mich.
But that's big talk coming from a guy who's spent the 59 years of his life in the same state, living within a 100-mile radius of the place he was born. I think I could make the jump but it will take some serious prodding to get me moving.
Maria loves it up here too and says she's more than ready to pull up stakes, sell our house and my late parents' place and head for the mountains.
But she's a Gemini and is perfectly capable of having two opposing opinions simultaneously. The opposing opinion, in this case, is her attachment to family.
Her parents live about 10 blocks up the street from us. Both of her brothers and their families are nearby. Between them they have five nephews and two (make that four) nieces that she dotes on and she gets way off balance if she has to go more than a couple of weeks without seeing those kids.
My nearest son is about three hours from my house (Steve and his family have left Cincinnati and now live in Las Vegas.) and the other is about 2,000 miles away, so I'm not habituated to frequent visits.


So here we are, four years downstream. We're out of Indiana, but we're living in Arkansas. I never would have believed it. Not sure I believe it yet.

14 states in 21 hours - no big deal

This story was published in Motorcycle Tour & Cruiser about 10 years ago:
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Dom LoDuca, Michelle Thorson, Archey and Theresia Shearer, me, and Bob Knutson moments before we embarked on our 14-state ride.bigloop

14 States in 21 Hours

By JOHN FLORA

Six of us went back to work the Tuesday after Memorial Day, 1999, with smug smiles on our faces. While our coworkers spent their holiday weekend in mundane pursuits, we’d accomplished something a bit more heroic.
With both fists thrust into the air in exultation, I led our hardy little band across the Ohio River bridge at Huntington, W.Va., onto the soil of Ohio at 11:30 a.m., May 31, 1999.
It was our 14th state in 21 hours of riding and marked the successful completion of the first ever Charlie Thomas Memorial Ride.
Charlie, a patriarch of the Indianapolis BMW Club, broke down barriers against female participation by insisting on bringing his wife Martha along at a time when club rides were male-only affairs. Charlie died in early 1998 at the age of 80, but Martha continued as a valued and stalwart member. She gave her blessing to our little jaunt that took us from the Yankee North to the heart of the Confederacy and from the west bank of the Mississippi to the Appalachians.
This demented concept began percolating through my consciousness several years earlier when I saw a guy a rally sporting a T-shirt that celebrated a piddly little seven-or eight-state ride up and down the Mississippi.
What 24-hour route, I wondered, would touch the most states?
After several hours of tinkering with trip planning software, I hit on a loop around Kentucky and Tennessee, including those two states and every state they border, with South Carolina thrown in for good measure just because it’s handy.
The mapping software said it’s possible to ride the loop in less than 24 hours. I turned that idea over in my mind for several months before deciding it was more of a flogging than I cared to endure, especially on the front end of the riding season. I also doubted I’d find any takers among my clubmates and riding associates. So I decided to make the ride over three days, using a stopwatch to track time spent riding.
I proposed the ride in the May newsletter of the Indianapolis BMW Club for the Memorial Day weekend. Happily, five intrepid members rose to the challenge: Dom LoDuca was the first to contact me, then came Michelle Thorson and Bob Knutson. Next, Archey and Theresia Shearer signed on. It turned out to be as congenial a traveling group as I’ve ever ridden with.
According to plan, we rendezvoused on Friday night at the Evansville Motel 6 in the southwest corner of Indiana. Dom and I rode down together and were joined that evening by Archey and Theresia. Bob and Michelle rolled in a little later.
Saturday morning was clear and cool enough for a jacket liner. We saddled up, paused in front of the motel office for a group photo and rolled out onto U.S. 41 a few minutes after 7 a.m. Dom was designated the official photographer of state line signs and ended up snapping all but two in the course of the trip.
Dom led across the Ohio River into Kentucky and we were on our way south on the Pennyrile Parkway. We turned west on the Western Kentucky Parkway and put the morning sun to our backs.
We’d decided to do the ride in 100-mile increments and, according to this schedule Dom led us to a BP station near Eddyville, Ky. We opted for a McDonald’s breakfast next to the gas station.
Leaving I-24 south of Paducah, we picked up U.S. 62 and then Ky. 286, a lovely little two-lane road that took us past farms and houses with neatly groomed lawns. It was a fine sunny morning and everywhere we saw people working in their yards. The road intersected with U.S. 62 at Wickliffe and we followed it north across the floodplain of the Ohio. As we mounted the bridge to re-cross the Ohio River, we could see a more imposing span about a mile to the northwest crossing the Mississippi River.
In about a minute’s time, we were across the narrow spit of flatland that constitutes the very bottom of Illinois and were soaring over the Mississippi. To our left we could see the point where the waters of America’s two greatest rivers meet and merge. A few miles into Missouri, we picked up the last 12 miles of I-57 before it terminates at I-55. Turning south onto I-55, we settled into the ride through the bootheel of Missouri. We paused for fuel and fluids near New Madrid, then followed Theresia south into Arkansas.
We exited another 100 miles down the road for fuel near West Memphis, Ark. It was lunch time and Bob led the way. We ended up at one of the great finds of the trip – a wonderful little restaurant called Ray’s World Famous Bar-B-Que. We’d parked in front of a Taco Bell, but the seductive aroma of hickory smoked barbecue lured us across the street to Ray’s. My pork barbecue sandwich, with sides of coleslaw, pinto beans and homemade potato salad, was pure culinary bliss.
Well-fed and rested, we sauntered back to our bikes and rode contentedly east across the Mississippi River into Memphis. Never having been to Memphis, I was startled to see the sun blazing off a massive 32-story stainless steel pyramid near the river front. I later learned this is the Pyramid Arena, a sports and concert venue that seats more than 20,000 and stands taller than the Statute of Liberty or the Taj Mahal.
We followed I-240 around to the southeast side of town to the U.S. 72 exit and headed into the eastern suburbs of Memphis. We sweated in the afternoon sun for about 15 minutes in a traffic jam that was the aftermath of a forklift toppling onto the pavement from the back of a truck. It felt delicious to get into the wind again after the slow crawl and we soon crossed into Mississippi. Where I had expected U.S. 72 to be a leisurely two-lane road, we found it to be a mostly complete four-lane divided highway that invited us to rip along at 75 or 80 mph. We spent the rest of the afternoon cruising across northern Mississippi and Alabama before finally drawing rein just west of Huntsville at the home of club members Chris “Cookie Monster” Biddlecombe and his wife Kathy.
Cookie guided us into his spacious garage, then flung open an equally spacious refrigerator stuffed with several brands of beer and wine. The brats were on the grill and we passed a delightful evening basking in the warm southern hospitality of these transplanted Yankees.
We awoke to a cool Sunday morning and an overcast sky. There was scattered rain in the forecast, but it looked like we might be able to outrun the rain as we rode east.
After showers, coffee and juice, we loaded our bikes and posed for a group photo before Cookie showed us a shortcut to U.S. 72 on the eastside of Huntsville. We gassed at the edge of town, said a last thanks and farewell to our host and headed northeast toward Chattanooga.
Pressing on northeast on U.S.72, we broke into sunshine and soon crossed the Tennessee border. We picked up I-24, which loops into Georgia for a couple of miles on its way to Chattanooga, so we let that suffice for our ninth state of the ride.
I found an exit west of Chattanooga that offered fuel and the breakfast spot of Michelle’s dreams, the ubiquitous Waffle House.
Later, as we studied maps over my bike in the parking lot, a young woman walked over from a nearby van and said, “Your bikes are so cool. Would you mind if I had a picture taken with you?”
Seduced by flattery, I invited her to perch on my bike and we all gathered around and smiled obligingly as her boyfriend snapped a Polaroid of the tableau.
Archey led the way back to the highway and set a brisk pace through Chattanooga to I-75 and northeast to Knoxville.
We took a fuel break at Knoxville, then rolled out east on I-40 into the Appalachians and North Carolina. Traffic was fast and heavy as we worked our way through the mountain twisties. We soon found it impossible to maintain our staggered six-bike formation and strung out in a looser aggregation spread out over about a mile.
We as we approached Asheville, we tightened our formation and exited onto I-26 to make our southward run to the South Carolina border.
The two R-bikes were ready for fuel by the time we reached South Carolina and I led the way to a station at the S.C. 11 interchange.
Archey had identified Hwy. 11 as a promising shortcut from I-26 southbound to I-85 northeastbound. It was a delightful break from the superslab. I remember passing a cemetery where every single grave was decorated with flowers and recalled how, to my parents, Memorial Day was “Decoration Day.” That was the day Mom would collect the huge peony flowers from the bushes in our yard. She put them into water-filled coffee cans and we would drive to the two rural cemeteries where her folks and Dad’s parents are buried, so as to decorate the graves.
I smiled as we passed a farm dubbed Strawberry Hill that was literally a forest of flagpoles and American flags. A few miles west of I-85, we fell in behind a couple of young women on Harleys who did their level best to pretend they didn’t notice the six BMWs following them.
We left South Carolina in our mirrors and rode east to Charlotte, picking up I-77. Somewhere in Charlotte near a street named for Billy Graham we passed a Gold Wing couple in t-shirts and shorts. The crimson sunburn on their legs and arms left little doubt that they were in for a painful evening.
The Carolinas do a wonderful job of decorating their interstates with flowers. Both states had huge patches of flowers growing in the median and at the roadside, planted all in the same colors. Every few miles we’d be greeted by a brilliant splash or crimson or almost painfully bright yellow. The colors were so vivid, each time a flowerpatch came into view, it was a startling, pleasant surprise.
The sun hung low over the western mountains when we made our last rest stop about 60 miles south of the Virginia border.
Once into Virginia, the road began to climb into the mountains again. As we ascended into the cool air, we could look to our right and see miles and miles of farmland stretching off toward the Atlantic coast.
Eight miles north of the border, we exited and rode up the moutainside to gas at a BP station and check in at the Fancy Gap Day’s Inn.
After unloading the bikes and settling into our rooms for a few minutes, we hiked a short distance down the hill to a goofy little pizza shop/gift shop with an Andy Griffith’s Mayberry theme. The centerpiece of the place was a black-and-white 1960 Ford Fairlaine police cruiser painted like the car Andy and Barney Fife used to keep order in the ‘60s sitcom. We set up at a picnic table outside and, in due time, were served piping hot pizzas that left a few of us with that dreaded “pizza burn” on the roofs of our mouths. We strolled back up to the motel and turned in early in preparation for the final day’s ride.
Archey appeared at Dom’s and my door about 6:30 a.m. with a cup of coffee to report many of our neighbors were members of a Ferrari car club, heading home from a big meet. We watched the trailered sports cars roll out as we loaded the bikes and fired the engines a few minutes after 7 a.m.
It was a gorgeous clear morning and, because of the altitude, a bit chilly. As we rode the crest of the mountains we hit patches of fog, which I quickly realized were actually little clouds. Virginia is only about 60 miles across at this point, so it was just a short time before we started looking for the West Virginia border.
We slowed for the Big Walker Mountain tunnel, a 4,220-foot long tube. A short distance on, we plunged back into darkness in the even longer 5,412-foot-long East River Mountain Tunnel. We emerged blinking in the bright West Virginia sunshine. I later learned the Virginia-West Virginia state line lies somewhere within the tunnel.
Over the years, I’ve thought I could tell a subtle difference in the terrain and topography as I passed from one state to another – a shift in the landscape that surely must have influenced the early surveyors when decided where to draw the state lines. I was reminded anew of this observation once we crossed into West Virginia: the mountainsides seemed steeper and the road twistier. Over the next several miles to Beckley, I wondered if West Virginia riders ever wear out the middle of their tires.
I was getting hungry and remembering Sunday’s Waffle House breakfast as we rode into Beckley and I started looking for an interchange with fuel and some down home eats. I found one that advertised an Omelett Shoppe, Waffle House’s alter ego and hit my right turn signal to lead our little parade to gas and breakfast.
We walked in on the heels of a major feeding frenzy: most of the tables were open, but still covered with other people’s leavings. Our blonde waitress bustled around and got us set up with clean tables and menus, all the while reminding me that the possessive form of “Y’all” is “Y’all’s.”
Back on the road, we pressed on north to Charleston where the morning sun blazed brilliantly from the golden dome of the state capitol buildling. We turned west on I-64 and found a straighter road than we’d seen this day as the mountains yielded to the lower ground of the Ohio River Valley.
At Huntington, we took Exit 6 to access the bridge over to Ohio and our 14th state. With our group back in a tight staggered formation, I led the way across the bridge and into Ohio. We pulled over next to the “Ohio Welcomes You” sign for photos and high fives all around.
From there we followed U.S. 52 west toward Indianapolis and home.
As I rode the last few miles, I wondered if Charlie Thomas would have enjoyed our little jaunt. I think he would.

The Riders

John Flora, 53 (7/14/45), newspaper reporter, 1991 BMW K100RS
Dominick LoDuca, 56 (6/3/43), timeshare facilities representative, 1994 BMW K75RT
Bob Knutson, 29, (2/21/70), Microsoft employee, 1982 BMW R100
Michelle Thorson, 27, (12/12/72), Microsoft employee, 1974 BMW R75/5
Archey Shearer, 46, (11/26/52), Sawmill salesman, 1992 BMW K100RS
Theresia Shearer, 45, computer trainer for electric utility, 1991 BMW K75S