Thursday, June 23, 2011

Prayers, please

This is my ex sister-in-law Janice Cusack.

Janice is fighting what appears to be a losing battle with cancer and may soon enter hospice.

She was my first wife’s youngest sister. She lives in California and I last saw her at my son Sean’s wedding in Portland, Ore. in September, 2004, which is when this photo was taken.

She and her husband Pat have a son, Colin.

If you’re the praying type, please take a moment to offer a prayer for Janice and her family.

Thanks.

Gas prices still going down

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Regular gas is going for $3.37.9 a gallon at Sam’s Club in Jonesboro today, but there are a couple of stations in Little Rock selling it for $3.15.9!

At this rate, we may get back into the $2 range by the end of summer. But I doubt it.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

So much for Amazon.com referrals…

If you’re a regular reader, you’ve probably noticed the occasional Amazon.com ad embedded in my blogposts.

They represent an effort to monetize my blogging and generate a little income. To date, I have yet to see a dime from the referral ads. And thanks to Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe and a dull-witted majority of state legislators, I never will. They caved in to Walmart and other big-box retailers and are imposing a tax on such referrals, forcing Amazon.com to terminate the Amazon Associates Program for those of us in Arkansas, effective July 24. (If you want to help me make a couple of bucks, scan the blog for something you were going to buy anyway and buy it through me.)

Here’s the email from Amazon.com:

Subject: Notice of Upcoming Contract Termination Due to New Arkansas Law

Hello,

For well over a decade, the Amazon Associates Program has worked with a large number of Arkansas residents. Unfortunately, a new state tax law signed by Governor Beebe compels us to terminate this program for Arkansas-based participants. It specifically imposes the collection of taxes from consumers on sales by online retailers - including but not limited to those referred by Arkansas-based affiliates like you - even if those retailers have no physical presence in the state.

We opposed this new tax law because it is unconstitutional and counterproductive. It was supported by big-box retailers that seek to harm the affiliate advertising programs of their competitors. Similar legislation in other states has led to job and income losses, and little, if any, new tax revenue. We deeply regret that its enactment forces this action. The unfortunate consequences of this legislation on Arkansas residents like you were explained to the legislature, including Senate and House leadership, as well as to the Governor's staff.

As a result of the new law, contracts with all Arkansas residents participating in the Amazon Associates Program will be terminated on July 24, 2011. Those Arkansas residents will no longer receive advertising fees for sales referred to Amazon.com, Endless.com, MYHABIT.COM or SmallParts.comPlease be assured that all qualifying advertising fees earned on or before July 24, 2011 will be processed and paid in full in accordance with the regular payment schedule.

You are receiving this email because our records indicate that you are a resident of Arkansas. If you are not currently a resident of Arkansas, or if you are relocating to another state in the near future, you can manage the details of your Associates account here. And if you relocate to another state after July 24, 2011, please contact us for reinstatement into the Amazon Associates Program.

To avoid confusion, we would like to clarify that this development will only impact our ability to continue to offer the Associates Program to Arkansas residents and will not affect their ability to purchase from www.amazon.com [ http://www.amazon.com/ ].

We have enjoyed working with you and other Arkansas-based participants in the Amazon Associates Program and, if this situation is rectified, would very much welcome the opportunity to re-open our Associates Program to Arkansas residents.

Regards,

The Amazon Associates Team

Good news from Sierra Vista!

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The Monument Fire appears to have been stamped out in the flatlands east and north of U.S. 92 and fire fighting is concentrating on the mountains and canyons.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

First-rate hometown journalism

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We’ve been following the Monument Fire south of Sierra Vista, Ariz. closely for the past 10 days, largely through the online presence of the Sierra Vista Herald.

As a guy who’s been associated with newspapers all of his adult life, I know good work when I see it and the Herald staff of writers, photographers and editors have done their community a huge service through their persistence and hard work on this story of vital importance.

Their home page at svherald.com and their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Sierra-Vista-Herald/105994446122855 kept residents and those of us far away informed about the heroic fire fighting effort to save lives and property.

I know journalism awards are the farthest thing from the minds of the Herald staff as they do their work through this crisis, but surely they’ve earned an honored place in Arizona journalism.

Lizard!

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I found this 7” male Eastern Fence Lizard on the concrete driveway this morning when I went out to fetch the newspaper and bring in the trash bin.
I nudged him with the toe of my boot to see if he’d scamper away, but it quickly became apparent that he was dead. So I left him there in the hope that birds or bugs will return him to the Great Circle of Life.
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Wednesday morning update: Mr. Lizard was still on the concrete last night, but was gone Wednesday morning.
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These guys like to hang out along forest edges, rock piles and rotting logs or stumps from the Mid-Atlantic states to Texas, according to Wikipedia.
Summer begins at 12:16 p.m. CDT today, but it’s felt like summer – with highs in the 90s – for the past three or four weeks. The temperatures have been averaging 7-10 degrees above normal since mid-May and it’s only going to get hotter.
I rode down to the UPS Store and the Parker Road Walmart yesterday afternoon at a time when the temperature was 93 and the heat index was 100. My new First Gear Mesh-Tex riding pants and Fieldsheer mesh jacket made it bearable, but not exactly comfortable.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Just for the record

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These metal and glass bottle trees are popping up around here. This one is in front of the new yogurt place and I saw one Saturday at the Farmers Market.

Some otherwise rational people are going apeshit over these things. Just for the record, I think they look stupid.

At last! An updated burn zone map

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Posted to the Sierra Vista Herald Facebook page about 3 p.m. PDT.

Ripped on Friday, replaced on Monday morning

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The Olympia gel palm hot weather riding gloves I bought through Amazon.com a week or so ago failed last Friday.

Specifically, the elasticized fabric ripped away from the leather of the right palm as I pulled the glove on Friday morning. You can see the rip in the photo above.

I went to the Amazon.com “returns” page and told them of my problem, noting that I would happily accept a replacement pair now that I know you have to grip the leather when pulling on the gloves.

They immediately emailed me the paperwork for returning the gloves, including a prepaid UPS shipping label.

The replacement gloves arrived before noon today and I’m using their box to ship the damaged pair back to Amazon.com this afternoon.

That’s the kind of customer service that impresses me and keeps me shopping at Amazon.com.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Latest Monument Fire map

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Sierra Vista/Monument Fire sitrep

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As of last night, the fire is 27 percent contained and has been kept south of Hereford Road. Forecast for today is hot and windy.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Telephoto lens coffee mugs!

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Somehow I found myself the recipient of a Camera Strap Buddy from photojojo.com. It’s a device that screws into the tripod mounting hole on the base of an SLR for use as a strap attachment point. It makes it possible to hang the camera diagonally over your shoulder for easy access, but eliminates the annoying swinging and bobbing you get when you wear it around your neck. I didn’t order it. It just showed up in my mailbox last week.

I finally got around to visiting the photojojo.com web site this evening and was stunned to see these insanely cool coffee mugs made to look like Nikon and Canon lenses. The longer Nikon is $30 and the Canon is $24. Looks like the ultimate coffee mug for a photographer. Click on the image to see the details.

How to become a famous “well educated” idiot in less than a week

Meet Hermon Raju, a 20-something woman who blew up when a conductor on the Metro North rail line asked her to stop audibly cursing on her cell phone.raju

Raju, who attended plain old New York University, goes on at length about how well educated she is and the prestigious(?) schools she’s attended.

The result: Google her name and you’ll see more than 21,000 items containing her name posted in the past four days. None of them are complementary.

People who claim to know her say she’s an insufferable arrogant twit who is generally disliked at NYU and elsewhere.

And, based on this performance, I don’t like her either.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Yikes! The fire is out in the flatland and spreading fast!

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Here’s the latest map from the Sierra Vista Herald showing the Monument Fire, evacuation and pre-evacuation zones, including the areas where the fire expanded yesterday.
Compare this with the map from my previous blogpost.
The good news is that a lot of the dark blue area that burned yesterday between East Hereford Road and 3 Canyons Road is apparently undeveloped open range. As of 6 p.m. yesterday, authorities said no structures east of U.S. 92 had been burned.

Sierra Vista update

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The latest report on the wildfire south of Sierra Vista, Ariz. (where my stepdaughter Morgan and her husband Andrew live) has the fire still raging out of control in the mountains of the Coronado National Forest south of town.

The fire jumped U.S. 92 yesterday and has consumed more than 16,000 acres of mostly forested mountain terrain – bad news for the folks with homes and property in the canyons.

Here’s a map from the Sierra Vista Herald, showing the growth of the burn area from Wednesday to yesterday, the evacuation zone and the pre-evacuation zone:

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Ramsey Canyon Road marks the northern boundary of the pre-evacuation zone and it’s about 5 miles south of Morgan and Andrew’s place and maybe 4 miles south of Andrew’s parents’ house. From my uneducated perspective, much of the terrain between the burn zone and the south edge of Sierra Vista is flat and more easily accessible to fire fighters than are the canyons.

0613-Fire18_petersenConsidering the assets being brought to bear on the fire, I think it’s unlikely that it will be allowed to advance into the urbanized areas of Sierra Vista, but what do I know? I’m mostly just guessing and high winds and continued dry conditions could conceivably make the fire virtually unstoppable.

The Sierra Vista Herald is doing a splendid job of keeping on top of things. You can follow the fire fighters’ progress at the paper’s web site here.

Who is that Hot Ad Girl?

As I mentioned before, most of my blog hits in the past several months have been the result of searches for information on Suzi Barrett, the actress/comedienne/writer who plays the sarcastic girl in the Esurance insurance commercials.

There is a web site - “Who is that Hot Ad Girl?” – dedicated to identifying all of the attractive women who appear in TV commercials and they include Suzi in their listings.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

The cost of staying mobile

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I’m blogging over breakfast at IHOP while the guys across the street at Gateway Tire work on our Subaru.
The car sounded like the battery was near death when I started it this morning. The battery terminals have a lot of corrosion on them, so I’m hoping a good cleaning will fix the problem, but I’m also bracing myself for the need to buy a new battery. We repaired the Subaru’s air conditioning just last week.
The A/C failed on the del Sol last week too, which required a new compressor. Maria picked up the del Sol from the repair shop this morning and drove it on to work while I took the Subaru down to Gateway.
Hot weather finds weaknesses in cars and makes them fail and we’ve had weeks of highs in the 90s lately with no end in sight. I was reminded of the way heat kills cars last July as I rode past dozens of stranded motorists along I-15 in the Mojave Desert.
So it’s no huge surprise when automotive systems fail in this absurdly hot late spring (yes, summer doesn’t begin until next Tuesday) in the Mid-South.
LATER: It was a dying battery. I think it was the original battery, which means it's been cranking that car for a long time and we got our money's worth from it.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Cheap gas at Sam’s Club

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Would you like an order of flies with that Reuben?

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Cregeen’s, the faux Irish pub at the north end of the downtown entertainment district, has one of the best Reuben sandwiches in town.

That is, if you don’t mind a few flies with your food.

I started out at the table nearest the window, but got tired of shooing away 3-4 flies. Asked for a fly swatter, the waitress returned empty-handed.

“We don’t have one. Would you like to move to another table? They seem to like the light from the window.”

But they also seem to like food at the table farthest from the window.

I managed to shield my Reuben from them long enough to wolf the sandwich down, but gave up on the potato salad after one broke through my defensive screen and settled on the plate (see photo above).

The waitress didn’t seem interested enough in the fly problem to send the manager over or offer to reduce the bill – things that should have happened without prompting from the customer.

So I’m done with Cregeen’s, at least until winter when the flies are all dead.

A Mini 9 for Charlie

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BMW friend Charlie and his wife Deb are riding their R1200GSs to Alaska next week.

Charlie wants to write a blog on travelblog.org and asked me to recommend a computer for the job. He wondered about using a tablet, but I argued against it because typing on a touch pad is a pain in the ass. I told him I have yet to find a solution better than the Dell Inspiron Mini 9 netbook I’ve been using since March 2009.

The Mini 9 was soon replaced by the Mini 10 which has a larger, more user friendly keyboard, but its big advantage was its Solid State Hard Drive (SSHD) – no moving parts and thus far less vulnerable to vibration and dust. The Mini 9 is out of production, but you can find used  Mini 9s on Ebay.

And that’s exactly what Charlie did. He scored a Mini 9 with a black case with the same tweaks – upgraded to 2GB of RAM and a 32GB SSHD – as mine. (Dell originally shipped the Mini 9 with 1GB of RAM and an 8GB SSHD.) Charlie’s computer arrived yesterday and he brought it over last night for a tutorial and some software installation with my stand-alone CD/DVD drive.

The previous owner had removed the antivirus software, so I gave Charlie the third installation of the review copy of BitDefender Internet Security 2010 that I got through the Amazon.com Vine Program. I also downloaded and installed Irfanview as a lightweight, simple image management program, and the Google Chrome browser. I like Chrome on the Mini 9 because it has less menu crap at the top of the frame than do Firefox and Internet Explorer. He brought along a copy of Microsoft Streets & Trips, so we loaded that too.

I suggested he get a 32GB or larger SD card to live in the SD car slot and serve as a D: drive. I keep all of my images on an installed 32GB SD card so as not to load up the SSHD.

Now, he just needs to spend a little time with the Mini 9 to get used to the keyboard and also to do some dummy blog posts for practice before they hit the road on Saturday morning.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Nice to see vehicles here that are legitimately entitled to these parking spaces

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Maria’s K75S and a Harley-Davidson in two of the four Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only parking spaces at Best Buy yesterday morning.

Monument fire grows to 4600 acres, no containment



 The Monument Fire continues to burn uncontained south of Sierra Vista, Ariz., which is where my stepdaughter Morgan and her husband Andrew live. Andrew's parents, brother and brother's girlfriend also live there.
At last report, officials were optimistic they could stop the fire from spreading into urban areas. Morgan shot this photo from her home last night.
Here's a report from KOLD TV in Tucson:
 
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Routers and riding pants

 

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I woke up this morning to discover, through the process of elimination, that my D-Link AirPlus Xtreme G Wireless Router had died.

So, after picking up the mail at the post office, I continued my ride down to Best Buy where I inspected their wireless routers and settled on a Linksys E2000 Advanced Wireless-N Router that was on clearance.

I’m embarrassed to say that I never bothered to secure my old D-Link, so our wireless network was wide open to anyone who cared to sniff out the signal. I wasn’t particularly worried, though, since we live in a rather remote spot and anyone close enough to the house to steal our signal would be immediately noticeable.

The E2000 automatically creates two signals – one a heavily encrypted secure access point for authorized network members and the other a password-protected guest access point – so we’re locked down tight, or at least tighter than we have been for the past six years.

The signal seems much more stable than the old router and preliminary tests suggest our Wifi-enabled Blu-ray player may not have the infuriating signal drop-outs with this new router.

mesh texIt was a steamy 92 degrees about 2 p.m. when the UPS guy delivered my First Gear Mesh-Tex pants, so I pulled them out of the box, put them on and went for a ride.
I was absolutely stunned at how much cooling air gets through the mesh. Wearing these on a hot day is like riding in shorts. They have padding and armor in all the right places, but it doesn't seem to interfere with the air flow. I can see right now that this will be a good summer. In fact, these pants may be downright chilly on a cool morning. I have some nylon warmup pants that may provide a windstopper barrier when worn under the riding pants.
I'm used to riding in cargo style riding pants, so I noticed the reduced pocket space right away. There are two zippered front pockets with horizontal openings at the waistband and another zippered pocket just above the right knee. I can get my wallet into the thigh pocket, but the two front pockets don't seem particularly useful.
The overall fit is good. I normally take a 30-inch inseam, but the 33-inch inseam on these pants works out just fine with my knees bent and my feet on the pegs.
If you shop around, you can find these for less than $60, which is an absolutely killer deal.

Scary stuff

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My stepdaughter Morgan and her husband live in Arizona, which is going through the worst wildfire outbreak in its history.

So far, the fires have been far away from their home in Sierra Vista.

Until last night when she looked out her front door last night and saw this.

Maria just spoke with her and she reports it looks like the fire may be out, but there’s a lot of smoke.

Our Internet connection is down this morning and I can’t be sure whether it’s us or the cable tv/internet provider.

I’ve reset the modem and router twice and now can’t even see the router’s Wifi signal, although I can see the signal from a neighbor’s wireless router. The cable tv is working, so I know the cable is physically intact. I tried calling the cable/internet provider, but their number is busy, suggesting other people are having a problem too.

Our router is at least six years old, maybe older, so it may be time to replace it. Happily, the way technology works, a replacement will cost less and be more powerful. Hell, I may just replace the router regardless of where the problem is.

In the meantime, I’m using my Sprint netcard to connect.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Great BMW bike for sale–just like mine

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BMW friend Gail Hatch, who lives in Nashua, New Hampshire, is selling her Blue 2003 BMW K1200GT on Ebay.

It’s the same year, color and model as mine and it only has 35,600 miles on it, compared with the 59k on mine.

The bidding starts at $4,500 and the auction runs for another 6 days and 22 hours.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Too damned hot

It’s 98°F, with a heat index of 100°, and the only significant rain is a line of showers dancing across the southern edge of Missouri.
That kind of weather kills my enthusiasm for riding, yard work, or doing anything that involves leaving the air conditioned comfort of my home.
We hit the post office, Farmers Market, Dillard’s and Kroger before it got really hot and I was pleased we found a really spectacular purse for Maria’s birthday.
I tried to talk her into an iPad, a Nook or even a Kindle, but she couldn’t bear to see me spend that kind of money.
TWO HOURS LATER: The temperature dropped about 20 degrees in a half-hour and it's raining like a mofo.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Psychosomatic

flamingosonstadium I drove Maria to work this morning in anticipation of car-shuffling later today when we hope to pick up my del Sol from the shop where its air conditioning is undergoing surgery.
344gasNow I’m sipping coffee at Seattle Grind where the grassy strip along Stadium Avenue is covered with a flock of pink plastic flamingos, placed there to attract attention to the new yogurt shop next door.
But first, I drove down to Sam’s Club where I filled the tank for $3.44/gallon. Considering the spike in oil prices this week, the falling gas prices seem counterintuitive. Whatever. I’m gassing up and moving on.
I was listening to a local radio station on the way to Seattle Grind. Two drive-time radio guys were going on about sweet tea (For the Yankees, that’s pre-sweetened – usually with sugar – iced tea) and listing the restaurants that serve it. The conversation turned to the making of sweet tea when a caller shared her recipe – a little less than a cup of sugar in the bottom of a gallon jug, put a family sized tea bag in the basket of a drip coffee maker, brew the tea, pour the contents of the carafe into the jug and stir to dissolve the sugar, then top off with water.
One of the radio guys opined that the only way to make tea is to boil it on the stove in a pan his mother always used. This prompted his partner to call him “psychosomatic.”
Really. I swear it’s true.
But wait - it gets better.
I related this story to a local woman. She responded to the punch line with a blank look, then offered, "Well, there are different ways to make sweet tea..."
Lord help us.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Suzi Barrett for SNL

I wrote a very brief blogpost back in March noting that Suzi Barrett is the name barrett_suzitwoof the actress who plays the sarcastic girl in the Esurance insurance commercials.
If you Google her name, my blogpost comes up second, right after her Facebook page.
As a consequence, Google searches for “Suzi Barrett” now constitute something like 90-95 percent of the hits my blog gets every day.
I have no idea how my casual mention of her name shot me to the top of the Google search rankings, but there it is.
Here’s a brief biography from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre web site:
Originally from Michigan, Suzi got her degree in theatre at Western Michigan University, then moved to Chicago where she studied improv at The Second City and io. From there, she headed to Amsterdam, and spent 3 years performing with Boom Chicago-- or as the Dutch often call it-- "De Chicago Boom Boom." A member of the UCBTLA community since 2006, Suzi has studied with Matt Besser and Ian Roberts, and makes frequent appearances in "Worst Laid Plans,""Soundtrack," and "the line in the bathroom at Birds." She also tours the country with the UCB tourco, and plays weekly with the greatest improv team in the universe: Sentimental Lady.
Hometown: Rochester Hills, MI
She has a helluva following and I hereby nominate her for inclusion in next season’s Saturday Night Live cast.

Remembering Revard BMW Motorcycles

revardcupHere’s my morning mocha cappuccino salute to the late, lamented Revard BMW Motorcycles in Indianapolis.

Bill Revard and his brothers Jimmy and Charlie opened their dealership on the city’s northeastside, just northeast of the I-465 – I-69 interchange, in the summer of 2000.

The Revard brothers were guests of the Indianapolis BMW Club at our February, 2000, awards banquet and I had the pleasure of giving Bill his first business dollar that evening.

Sadly, Revard BMW went out of business in December, 2004 for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was BMW Motorrad’s bizarre business model.

Bill was a good friend and a great supporter of the club.

If the current Indianapolis BMW motorcycle dealer is even half as good as Bill, the Indianapolis BMW community is very well served.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

New hot weather riding gloves

I've had several pairs of Olympia gloves in my 30+ years of motorcycling and have come to regard Olympia as a quality brand, so I wasn't particularly worried when I bought a pair of Olympia 711 Gel Reflector Motorcycle Sport Gloves.
The BMW Air-Flow gloves I'd bought for summer riding in 2006 are finally gel glovesfalling to pieces, so I took a chance on these gloves.
I just completed a 300-mile ride through the Mid-South (Brookland, Ark. to Cape Girardeau, Mo., and back). The temperature was 79 when I left home and 95 when I returned. The gloves are noticeably cooler than their BMW predecessors and my hands felt cool, yet protected, throughout the ride.
The gel in the palm, which makes the handgrips seem slightly larger, took a little getting used to, but I was completely comfortable with it by the end of the ride.
The fit of the XL gloves is excellent - it's almost as if they were custom made for my hands - and enhances the accuracy of my taps on the touch screen of my Garmin Zumo 550 GPS. It's impossible to be precise with some gloves, but these are like having no gloves at all when it comes to working the Garmin's features.
I tested the reflector spots with a flashlight the night the gloves arrived and didn't notice any reflectivity at all. Maybe the guys at the factory forgot the reflective material the day mine were made. That's no big deal because the rest of my apparel and my bike are loaded with reflective stuff.
The closest thing I can find to a flaw is that the inner seams of the fingertips could have been trimmed a little more. But considering how well everything else about the gloves performs, that's hardly a deal-breaker.

ABS problem solved (I hope)

roots I’m enjoying a rare White Castle lunch along I-55 in Cape Girardeau, Mo. after getting my ABS warning light issue sorted out at Grass Roots BMW Motorcycles.
It appears my original guess/diagnosis was right – the tech did not put enough brake fluid in the rear brake reservoir when he installed new rear brake pads during a 12,000-mile service a few weeks ago. They found no leaks in the brake lines and no other cause for the warning light sequence which, according to the rider’s manual, signals low brake fluid.
So the lights are dark and I’m out of there without having to spend any more money.
I was also supposed to pick up a part for BMW friend Charlie but, of course, it had not arrived yet.
illmobridge I decided to make this a three-state ride by taking the bridge over the still-swollen Mississippi River to East Cape Girardeau, Ill. and back.
Then I let Garmin lead me to the White Castle where I got my usual order of 5 cheeseburgers and a large Diet Coke.
schlossweiss It’s only about 11:30 a.m., so the serious heat of the day isn’t upon us yet. I must be off.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Hi-Viz Camelbak

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I’ve used a CamelBak hydration system every summer for more than a decade and think they’re absolutely essential for hot weather riding.
Being able to sip water as I ride is a far better way to stay hydrated, which means I stay mentally sharp and physically more comfortable, than chugging a bottle of water or Gatorade every three hours or so at gas stops.
My current CamelBak has a 60 ounce capacity. I bought it from an outdoor outfitter in Silverthorne, Colo. to replace a smaller CamelBak that I couldn’t find when I was packing for a ride to the Colorado high country in August, 2007. (I still haven’t found it.)
It’s served me well, especially last summer on a crazy hot July ride from San Simeon, Calif., through the Central Valley of California and the Mojave Desert to my son’s house in Las Vegas.
Summer started early here in northeast Arkansas and it got me thinking fieldsheer jacketabout staying hydrated on the bike and off. It also got me wondering if CamelBak makes a hydration system to color match my Fieldsheer Hi-Viz mesh riding jacket.
Yes, they do.
The Hi-Viz CamelBak has retroflective accents and a 70 ounce capacity – 14 percent more than the one I’ve been using.
I shopped around on the internet and found it as cheap as $39.99, but when you add the shipping cost, it ends up way more than the $50 price I got on Amazon.com with free 2-day shipping.
So I ordered one and Amazon.com says I’ll have it sometime Thursday. How cool is that?

Dave self-destructs

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Somebody noticed this SUV in a hotel parking lot and posted it to Facebook.

Mitch!

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My man Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels at the ABATE of Indiana Miracle Ride.

Sorry he’s not running for president, but I hope he stays in public service. The country desperately needs his unique skills set.

Monday, June 06, 2011

Monday morning stuff

stbernardscupI really must do something about the clutter in our upstairs office. It looks like I’m sitting in front of a trash heap. The cup, by the way, is from St. Bernards Healthcare. St. Bernard seems to follow us wherever we go. It was St. Bernard’s Catholic Church in Crawfordsville, Ind. But the local pronunciation is always counterintuitive. In C’ville, it was St. BERnard. Here, it’s St. B’nard. The t-shirt was a gift from my son Sean.
I took Sunday off from the blog, but I did gas up the lawn tractor and mow.
This may be the week I get my K1200GT up to the BMW dealer at Cape Girardeau and sort out my annoying brake warning light issue.
I thought it had corrected itself early last week when the warning light sequence went away on the morning I planned to ride up to the Cape, but it was just a fluke.
Pretty much every time I’ve ridden that bike since, the warning lights are alternately flashing at 1 second intervals.
Now that I know that it just means I don’t have ABS, but I still have normal brakes, I’m not worried about riding the bike. But I am loathe to embark on any long rides without fixing this problem.
And then there’s the matter of my starter button going wonky after working fine for about 8 or 9 months. One day last week, it took 6-8 presses of the button before the starter engaged. After 4 or 5, you start to wonder if it’s going to start at all and that’s a feeling I really really really don’t like. I experienced it in my son Steve’s garage in Las Vegas the morning of last July 26 and nearly freaked out, it being a Monday (when almost all BMW shops are closed) and me being more than 1,500 miles from home.
I’d ride up to Cape tomorrow except that we’re taking the Subaru in for air conditioner work. The A/C has become an off-and-on proposition, which is completely unacceptable when the heat index is 100 or above.
So maybe Wednesday, weather permitting.
I got an email from former Indianapolis News colleague David Mannweiler over the weekend about the counterfeit Pulitzer Prize certificate I made for him several years ago.
(I had occasion to make a scan of the certificate awarded The Indianapolis Star in 1991 and used it as the basis for tongue-in-cheek counterfeit joke Pulitzers for some of my friends.)
“My Pulitizer, through you, hangs on my garage wall,” Mannweiler said, “where son Eric's girl friend, Michelle, saw it.
”Fast forward to a birthday party for Michelle's grandmother. At the
party is the boyfriend of  Michelle's sister. Grandmother, who is brusque
and outspoken, does not like him,” he said.
”So, grandmother says to disliked boyfriend, ‘Eric's father has a
Pulitzer prize. What has your family accomplished?’”
“Can you get me a Nobel?”
“Stick with the Pulitzer,” I replied. “Al Gore and Obama have demonstrated that anybody can get a Nobel.”

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Romney is a global warming fool

I could never vote for Mitt Romney anyway, but this statement told me all I needed to know about how stupid the guy can be:

I don’t speak for the scientific community, of course, but I believe that the world is getting warmer, and No. 2, I believe that humans contribute to that. And so I think it’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may well be significant contributors to the climate change and the global warming that you’re seeing.

Feeling like a stranger in a strange land

I rode Maria’s acid green 1994 BMW K75S down to the D.A.R.E. to Ride Classic motorcycle event last evening in downtown Jonesboro.
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         I went first to Charlie and Deb’s place and then headed for Main Street with Charlie, who was riding his R1200GS. Deb followed later on her 1975 R75/6, which she entered in the bike show. I assume she would have called by now if she won.
We had dinner at Godsey’s Grill then hung out in the steamy 90+ degree evening air, watching the parade of bikes.
Deb stayed close to her bike, lobbying for votes, while Charlie and I patrolled the street in search of ice cream and interesting things to look at.
My feet were hurting and I decided I’d had enough by 7:30, so I said good night to my friends and walked back to where my bike was parked in front of Gearheads Outfitters.
As I pulled on my jacket, a slightly drunk middle-aged woman opined that she didn’t know BMW still made motorcycles. She and a younger friend apparently found this one-of-a-kind custom painted K75S to be utterly fascinating and had a lot of questions about what is the “best” motorcycle and what I thought might be a good entry-level motorcycle for a beginner.
Midway through our conversation, a guy whose chopper was parked a couple of bikes away decided to fire up his engine and show off his straight pipes to his friends.
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         One of these things is not like the others.
I told the ladies to cover their ears as I pushed the starter button on the BMW. I could barely hear the engine for all of the Harley noise in the street.
About this time, another bleary eyed drunk woman who reeked of cigarette smoke asked if she could take a ride on the back of my bike.
“Sorry, but you don’t have a helmet. Nobody rides on this bike without a helmet.”
I left her standing there with a dull, confused look on her face.

Friday, June 03, 2011

Did I mention it’s FREE?

My son Steve alerted me to an insanely cool free app for iPhone, iPad, and iPod dragonlogoTouch that lets you dictate emails or tweets or posts to your Facebook wall.

Dragon Dictation by Nuance Communications is an easy-to-use voice recognition application powered by Dragon® NaturallySpeaking® that lets you easily speak and instantly see your text or email messages. They claim it’s up to five times faster than typing on the keyboard.

It takes up 5.3 MB of memory on my 64GB iPod Touch.

dragon1After you launch it, you touch the screen to start dictating. The free version lets you talk for up to 60 seconds and you can insert punctuation by saying “period,” “question mark,” “exclamation point,” as well as = and @ and / and single double quote marks, parentheses, % $ # and degree.

Press “Done” when you’re done dictating and you’ll see your words in text. I’ve only spent a few minutes with it and send a couple of emails and a couple of Facebook posts, but it’s got every one of my words correct. (It does have a sense of decorum, though. It renders “fuck” and “fucking” as “f*ck” and “f*cking.”)

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When you’re satisfied with your text you move to the options screen and do with it what you will.

It accesses your address book for emailing. The developers claim the software “learns” your speech characteristics and gets more accurate over time.

Pretty cool for a free app.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Jedem das Seine

AUSCHWITZ-CONCENTRATIEKAMPWhen I think of camping, I think of minimalist travel. Backpacking or motorcycle travel. Sleeping in a tent. That kind of stuff.

But you don’t have to spend much time on Google to discover a lot of people have a looser definition that embraces renting KOA Kamper Kabins (austere bunkhouses for the price of a motel room) or even motor home travel with a car in tow.

A woman whose blog I visit occasionally is, with her husband, a devotee of motor home “camping.” In their case, it’s a 36-foot 10 mpg diesel powered motor coach, dragging a VW beetle behind it.

They’re currently ensconced in a remote Army Corps of Engineers campground near the Pennsylvania-New York border, where they signed on as “work campers,” that is they work the gatehouse and do other campground labor – four days on and four days off - to park and use the facilities free. They’ve signed on to stay there through the summer, although they’ve been forced to flee because of flooding and the area was recently raked by tornados.

I have other friends who have done work camping, but when I hear “work” and “camp” in the same sentence, I think of the slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei” (Work Makes You Free) over the front gate of the Auschwitz concentration camp.

Being tethered to a campsite and a job all summer sounds like a cruel joke to me and calls to mind the gate sign at the Buchenwald concentration camp: “Jedem das Seine”

Literally, it means “to each, his own,” but colloquially it translates to “you get what you deserve.”

Another reason to like Arkansas

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I filled the tank of my del Sol yesterday afternoon at the Murphy Oil station on Stadium Avenue for $3.55 a gallon.
Checking arkansasgasprices.com, I see gas is selling for as little as $3.29 in Monticello, Ark., and in the $3.30s around Hot Springs.
But even at $3.55, I’m paying 10¢ a gallon less than the cheapest price available in Indiana – $3.65 at the Swifty station in New Albany, Ind. – and 39¢ a gallon less than the cheapest price in Crawfordsville.
Here are the lowest prices available this morning in selected U.S. cities:
  • Las Vegas – $3.55
  • Portland, Ore. – $3.68
  • Breckenridge, Colo. – $3.73
  • Sierra Vista, Ariz. – $3.63
  • Indianapolis – $3.74
  • Monterey, Calif. – $3.92
  • Nashville, Tenn. – $3.29
  • Chicago – $3.91
  • New York City – $3.87
  • Los Angeles – $3.79
  • Key West, Fla. – $3.97
  • Burlington, Vt. – $3.82
Murphy's price was down to $3.54 today.

    Wednesday, June 01, 2011

    Pete’s liver function test results

    We’ve been worried about Pete the Aussie lately, especially since he had another seizure one morning last week while I was making my mocha petefreak cappuccino. He came and flopped down against my right foot and seemed unable to move. He barfed a little as Maria sat on the floor next to hiim and comforted him and after a couple of minutes regained his composure, got up and trotted off like nothing had happened.

    Dr. Jon Huff, our vet, suggested a liver function test to see if his deteriorating liver was the cause of the seizures, so I took Pete in to get blood drawn yesterday.

    Dr. Huff called a few minutes ago to say the test shows Pete has excellent liver function - the liver function of a healthy dog.

    It does not tell us how much liver he has left, but what he has is functioning fine. The main purpose of the test was to see if loss of liver function was causing the seizures. It is not.

    He isn't showing any signs of a brain tumor and Dr. Huff suspects it may be epilepsy. As long as the seizures are only one a month or so and are as mild as they have been so far, he doesn't think any seizure meds are indicated because they could put a strain on his liver.

    He recommends getting another in-house liver check early next month.

    In the meantime, we should maintain the medication he's getting and try to relax.

    That’s a huge relief.

    There is nothing to indicate that he has lost any liver function or that his liver will quit before any other vital organ.

    WTF?

    I was all set to ride up to the BMW dealer at Cape Girardeau, Mo., this morning.

    I suited up and threw three Ebay items into my saddlebag to mail from the post office.

    wtf After dispatching my Ebay sales, I returned to the bike, put in my in-ear monitors, pulled on helmet and gloves and fired up the bike. I didn’t notice whether the warning lights flashed at start-up because I was busy fiddling with my GPS, laying in a course for Cape Girardeau and thinking about lunch at the White Castle there.

    But when I pulled onto U.S. 49B, heading north, I realized the two previously flashing lights were dark.

    WTF?

    So I rode around awhile to see if they would come on again. I’m at Seattle Grind in Jonesboro now, having abandoned my trip plan –at least for today.

    BMW friend Charlie called yesterday to ask if I could pick up a part for him from the Cape dealer, but it may turn out that I don’t need to make the trip if the lights stay dark.