Monday, July 06, 2009

Stuck on four wheels again

gt cottonwood pass

I keep thinking I’m going to ride my bike into town on my morning errands and coffee and blogging, but other things keep getting in the way.

This morning the problem was having too much to carry:

  • A big trash bag full of clothes to donate to Goodwill Industries
  • A stack of paperback books to drop off at the post office for donation to the school library
  • A legal-size Priority Mail envelope containing a dress for Morgan and a magazine for Maria’s mom
  • Two DVDs Austin sold via my Amazon.com account
  • Four rental DVDs to return to Hastings
  • And, of course, my NRA range bag containing my netbook and accouterments

So the del Sol won again and the K1200GT sits in the garage sipping electrons from the trickle charger.

The photo is me and the bike a few years ago at the summit of Cottonwood Pass near Buena Vista, Colo. That was before I added the brake caliper-mounted MotoLight driving lights, so I guess it was the summer of 2003. I wouldn’t mind being in Colorado, hanging out with Tim and Linda Balough, right now. It would certainly beat hanging around here being pissed off at our slow-pay renters.

She's very independent

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Granddaughter Lisa at the Prescott, Ariz., Fourth of July Parade. Son Steve took her to visit grandparents (my ex and her husband Bill, seen beyond Lisa's hat) and to see a rodeo.

Greeting the dawn

It's a little after 5 a.m. and I've been up since about 3:30.

The sky is beginning to lighten and the birds woke up about 10 minutes ago.

I'm not sure what woke me up, but I suspect it has something to do with the fact that our tenants are now officially into the late penalty zone on their rent check.

I rather expect to find it in the mailbox when I go to the post office in about four hours and then I can relax.

I might even go back to bed.


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Later:
No check in the mailbox. Maria's mom drove by the place this morning and reports the red van is in the driveway as usual and the couch can be seen through the living room window, so they haven't skipped.
Time for a phone call to remind them of their responsibilities.
Christ! I hate being a landlord.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Dang! MIssed it again!

chickenfly We missed the annual Fourth of July Chicken Fly at Guffey, Colo. Here's a photo I shot a few years ago.

Done in a couple of hours yesterday

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         A summer frock for Morgan.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

A laid-back Fourth

treadmill view We’re having a low key Fourth of July.

I started the day with a brisk mile on the treadmill (see above for the view from the treadmill in the garage).

maria crackerbarrellThen it was off to Tim Balough’s favorite restaurant, Cracker Barrel, for breakfast. Despite a full parking lot, we were seated in about 10  minutes, our server Eboni was friendly and efficient and the food – I had the Double Meat breakfast with three eggs over medium, with whole wheat toast and coffee – was splendid.

We got a call from friend Lauri in Indiana reporting on a book a former coworker has written about his perceptions of how the paper where Maria used to work was mismanaged. It contains nothing inflammatory about Maria or Lauri, to everyone’s relief.

Maria needed some thread and a pattern from Hancock Fabrics. She gave me some blogging time at Books-A-Million as payment for me enduring Hancock’s.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Taking her at her word

sarah_palin_2After listening to the talking heads on the cable news channels for an hour or so, I'm somewhere between annoyed and amused.

Everyone, with the exception of Mike Huckabee and a Congressman from Texas, seems obsessed with the idea that there is some dark hidden agenda behind Sarah Palin's announcement today that she is resigning her post of governor of Alaska, effective July 26.

They seem to have forgotten who they were listening to.

I think the simple truth is that the harassment from the haters on the left, with their attacks in the media and chickenshit "ethics" complaints and Letterman-style sniping have made it impossible for her to give the citizens of Alaska their money's worth as the state's chief executive.

She did the only honorable thing - she removed the lightning rod from the governor's office and assured the state would have a governor who was free to focus on the affairs of Alaska by handing the reins over to the lieutenant governor.

And she doubtless recognizes the move frees her to play a more prominent and effective role in fighting the good fight, supporting the people who work for a living against the people who vote for a living.

The left is quite obviously terrified of the way she connects with Joe and Sally Sixpack, the people they thought they owned.

The Resistance has been looking for someone around whom to coalesce. I think she could be that person.

And by the way, she spoke at great length today without stammering and without the aid of a teleprompter. That's what speaking from the heart looks like.

I won't be there

michaeljacksonmug1 In case anyone was wondering, I don't plan to attend the Michael Jackson memorial service next week in Los Angeles.

Good news for Gracie

graciepups03 This is Gracie, a border collie who ended up at the Jonesboro Animal Shelter.

Due to space limitations, Gracie was going to be “put down” by lethal injection. But when they put her on the table for the procedure, she stressed out and went into labor, giving birth to five puppies.

The shelter people didn’t have the heart to end her life and the lives of her pups, so they were spared. That was a few weeks ago.

We found out about Gracie and her pups last week when one of the Sun’s reporters was working on a series on the shelter. Maria and I are, as you may know, kinda nuts about dogs and went with Austin to the shelter last Saturday to photograph the inmates, including Gracie and her new family. We’ve been hoping that the exposure will result in a home for Gracie, her pups and many other dogs there.

We learned this morning that Gracie has found a foster home at a local nursing home and one of her pups has been adopted.

Thank God for dog people.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Airbus? No thanks

What’s up with these Frog-built Airbus planes falling out of the sky?

A Yemenia Airbus A310 crashed in the Indian Ocean on Tuesday and an Air France A330 plunged into the Atlantic Ocean on June 1. That’s about 380 people killed on Airbus planes in a month.

Last week the National Safety Transportation Board said it was investigating two reports of Airbus A330 planes experiencing airspeed and altitude malfunctions.

Godspeed, Rick Bales

Rick Bales, the Sun’s circulation manager, was killed yesterday when he was crushed beneath a pickup truck he had up on jacks on a parking lot next to his home.

I knew Rick, not well and certainly not as well as Maria and the other folks at the Sun, but well enough to know he was a hard working can-do good guy and a strong team player.

He was also a motorcyclist and I had the impression that he sometimes rode without a helmet. That worried me. I guess I was worried about the wrong thing.

Rick was only 45.

Post office box drama

mailboxesToday’s visit to the post office was filled with postal drama – disappointment and wonderful surprises.

Doesn’t take much to entertain me, does it?

Our tenants’ rent check, which was due yesterday and which has arrived on or before the first of the month since we had a “coming to Jesus” exchange with him back in January, has not arrived. He’s been paying by cashier’s check (his idea, we never suggested it). My guess is that he’s got his cash flow screwed up and is waiting until tomorrow (Friday) for a paycheck to cover the rent. Given the speed of the U.S. Mail between Thorntown, Ind., and here, that means his check will arrive after the penalty cutoff and he’ll owe another $50.

But that’s just me guessing. It could show up tomorrow. Or never.

There was also correspondence from National City Mortgage Co., which holds the mortgage on our Thorntown house. The word “Statement” was prominently displayed on the front of the envelope.

“Oh, great,” I thought, “They’re billing us for more escrow money or telling us they’re raising our house payment.”

Turns out it was just the opposite. They’re dropping our house payment by $159 a month, effective Aug. 1. And they enclosed a check for more than a $1,000 in escrow overcharges.

And if that wasn’t enough to lift my spirits, I also got a $25
Amazon.com gift certificate for racking up 25,000 bonus points.

Give 'em hell, Helen!

White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who we all thought was in the tank for Obama or senile or both, yesterday showed the young pups in the White House press corps what journalistic integrity looks like.

She has apparently decided she's not putting up with any more of Obama's horseshit, via Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.

Could the honeymoon be over? Could the American press start thinking for itself and serving the public and dig into the mountain of lies it's been ignoring for the past six months? The possibilities are utterly thrilling!

(CNSNews.com) - Following a testy exchange during today’s briefing with White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas told CNSNews.com that not even Richard Nixon tried to control the press the way President Obama is trying to control the press.
“Nixon didn’t try to do that,” Thomas said. “They couldn’t control (the media). They didn’t try.
“What the hell do they think we are, puppets?” Thomas said. “They’re supposed to stay out of our business. They are our public servants. We pay them.”
Thomas said she was especially concerned about the arrangement between the Obama Administration and a writer from the liberal Huffington Post Web site. The writer was invited by the White House to President Obama’s press conference last week on the understanding that he would ask Obama a question about Iran from among questions that had been sent to him by people in Iran.
“When you call the reporter the night before you know damn well what they are going to ask to control you,” Thomas said.
“I’m not saying there has never been managed news before, but this is carried to fare-thee-well--for the town halls, for the press conferences,” she said. “It’s blatant. They don’t give a damn if you know it or not. They ought to be hanging their heads in shame.”
During today’s briefing, Thomas interrupted a back-and-forth between Gibbs and Chip Reid, the White House correspondent for CBS News, when Reid was questioning Gibbs about who was going to decide what questions would be asked of President Obama in a townhall meeting that was scheduled to take place in Annandale, Va., today.
Gibbs then had an exchange involving Reid and Thomas that went as follows:
Gibbs:  “… But, again, let's--How about we do this?  I promise we will interrupt the AP's tradition of asking the first question.  I will let you [Chip Reid] ask me a question tomorrow as to whether you thought the questions at the town hall meeting that the President conducted in Annandale—“
Chip Reid: “I'm perfectly happy to—”
Helen Thomas: “That's not his point.  The point is the control--”
Reid: “Exactly.”
Thomas: “We have never had that in the White House.  And we have had some, but not-- This White House.”
Gibbs: “Yes, I was going to say, I'll let you amend her question.”
Thomas: “I'm amazed.  I'm amazed at you people who call for openness and transparency and—”
Gibbs: “Helen, you haven't even heard the questions.”
Reid: “It doesn't matter.  It's the process.”
Thomas:  “You have left open—”
Reid: “Even if there's a tough question, it's a question coming from somebody who was invited or was screened, or the question was screened.”
Thomas: “It's shocking.  It's really shocking.”
Gibbs: “Chip, let's have this discussion at the conclusion of the town hall meeting.  How about that?”
Reid: “Okay.”
Gibbs: “I think—“
Thomas: “No, no, no, we're having it now--”
Gibbs: “Well, I'd be happy to have it now.”
Thomas:  “It's a pattern.”
Gibbs: “Which question did you object to at the town hall meeting, Helen?”
Thomas: “It's a pattern.  It isn't the question—”
Gibbs: “What's a pattern?”
Thomas: “It's a pattern of controlling the press.”
Gibbs: “How so?  Is there any evidence currently going on that I'm controlling the press--poorly, I might add.”
Thomas: “Your formal engagements are pre-packaged.”
Gibbs: “How so?”
Reid: “Well, and controlling the public—”
Thomas: “How so?  By calling reporters the night before to tell them they're going to be called on.  That is shocking.”
Gibbs: “We had this discussion ad nauseam and—”
Thomas: “Of course you would, because you don't have any answers.”
Gibbs: “Well, because I didn't know you were going to ask a question, Helen.
Go ahead.”
Thomas: “Well, you should have.”
Reporter: Thank you for your support.
Gibbs: “That's good.  Have you e-mailed your question today?”
Thomas: “I don't have to e-mail it.  I can tell you right now what I want to ask.”
Gibbs:  “I don't doubt that at all, Helen.  I don't doubt that at all.”


Thomas, 89, has covered the White House during every presidency since John F. Kennedy’s.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Back to Redmond next year

redmond1 I pretty much never read the BMW MOA board of directors minutes in the Owners News, but I took the magazine with me to dinner this evening and found myself perusing the minutes, wondering if there might be a clue to next year's rally site.

And I found it.

The 2010 BMW MOA International Rally will be in Redmond, Ore., which is where it was in 2001.

As nearly as I can tell, this is only the second time they've repeated a venue. The other spot was Missoula, Mont., in 1984 and 1998. I didn't make it to the '84 rally, but I was there in '98.

The photo above was shot at the 2001 Redmond rally. That's Kevin Conley, Peggy and Wayne Garrison and Tim Balough.

Redmond had a brand new fairgrounds/exposition center in 2001 and it was one of the nicer venues I've seen. I plan to be there again next year.

Wait til the media frenzy gets cranked up on this one...

Another son of Gary, Indiana - the second famous Gary native to die in a week - is gone.

Karl Malden, the Academy Award-winning actor whose intelligent characterizations on stage and screen made him a star despite imagehis plain looks, died Wednesday, his family said. He was 97.

Malden died of natural causes surrounded by his family at his Brentwood home, they told the Academy of Motion Picture Arts &  Sciences. He served as the academy's president from 1989-92.

While he tackled a variety of characters over the years, he was often seen in working-class garb or military uniform. His authenticity in grittier roles came naturally: He was the son of a Czech mother and a Serbian father, and worked for a time in the steel mills of Gary, Indiana, after dropping out of college.

So far as anyone knows, Malden was not a child molester, a recluse, an eccentric, the King of Anything, or addicted to drugs or plastic surgery. He died with the nose he was born with.

He will be remembered as a good man, unlike a certain celebrated pedophile.

Semper Fi, Col. Reusser

From the Portland Oregonian:

They came by ones and twos Friday, quietly slipping into the pews at New Hope Community Church. They smiled at the words honoring a man whose faith made him an inspiration and whose exploits in three wars made him a hero.

And when the last mournful drone of the bagpipes faded, they said image goodbye to Col. Kenneth L. Reusser of Milwaukie, the most decorated U.S. Marine Corps aviator in history.

“He was the finest gentleman I’ve ever met,” said Harley Wedel of Fairview, a fellow Korean War veteran. “I’m really going to miss him.”

Reusser flew an amazing 253 combat missions in World War II, Korea and Vietnam. He was shot down in all three wars — five times in all. He earned two Navy Crosses, four Purple Hearts and two Legions of Merit among his 59 medals.

In 1945, while based in Okinawa, he stripped down his F4U-4 Corsair fighter and intercepted a Japanese observation plane at an altitude much higher than usual. When his guns froze, he flew his fighter into the observation plane, hacking off its tail with his propeller.

In 1950, while serving in the storied “Black Sheep Squadron,” he led an attack on a North Korean tank-repair facility at Inchon, then destroyed an oil tanker — almost blowing himself out of the sky in the process.

During the Vietnam War, Reusser flew helicopters. He was leading a Marine Air Group in a rescue mission, when his own “Huey” was shot down. He needed skin grafts over 35 percent of his badly burned body.

Reusser was born Jan. 27, 1920, the son of a Cloverdale minister. While still a teenager, he became a committed Christian, which remained a big part of his life.

Reusser lived a “Tom Sawyer-ish” existence, Wedel said, jumping off a barn roof to test a parachute, racing motorcycles to help pay for college and earning a pilot’s license before WWII broke out.

After retiring from the Marine Corps, he worked for Lockheed Aircraft and the Piasecki Helicopter Corp.

In recent years, he remained active in veterans groups

Back on the treadmill

proform-5-5-crosstrainer It’s the start of a new month and a new fiscal year and time to get back onto the treadmill.

It’s been gathering dust in the garage ever since the late January ice storm and 10-day power outage wrecked our exercise routine.

I’ve been eyeing it for months, feeling an increasingly guilty need to get back on the Mobius Road. But it won’t fit through any of our doors without disassembly, so it must remain in the un-air conditioned garage. Using it during the last couple of weeks when the heat index was 100 or more would have been suicidal.

But the temperature was 72 this morning and I was flat out of excuses.

So I strapped on my Suunto Advizor and its heart monitor, clipped my blue iPod Shuffle to my belt and knocked out a 20-minute mile. Back in Thorntown, Ind., I had a mile-long course laid out that I now visualize as I walk on the treadmill.

The first quarter-mile takes me north on Pearl Street to Main Street where I turn left at the gas station and stride west past Railer’s IGA, the barber shop that specializes in mullets and being closed, the police station and town hall, and on down to West Street and the Presbyterian Church. I turn left again and head south past a couple of fenced yards with barking dogs and over irregular sidewalks, heaved out of alignment by decades of tree root growth, down to the little metal fabrication factory where Austin worked for awhile, then left again on Mills Street past the elementary school and the park and back to our driveway.

I did it today with only a 1% incline, but that will change over the next week or so as I regain some stamina that was stolen by five months of being a couch potato.

It happened again

We had lunch today at a Chinese restaurant that a friend recommended.

She’s a smart woman, a trained professional with three diplomas hanging on her office wall. You’d think her culinary opinion could be trusted.

Nope.

The door was wide open, the air conditioning was off, the place was full of flies and the food was hopelessly bland. And my fortune cookie informed me, “It is a sunny day.” No shit. We’ll not go back.

Finding an eatery that can light up our taste buds around here is akin to questing for the Holy Grail. And with only one or two exceptions, we’ve hated every place a local person has recommended. There is apparently a big difference between a Hoosier palate and an Arkie palate.

Oh, what we’d give for a Hoosier style breaded tenderloin at Creekside in Crawfordsville,Ind., or an Ambrosia burger at Nepenthe in Big Sur. Or hot cherry pie with a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream at the Cherry Hut in Beaulah, Mich. Or just about anything from Buca di Beppo.

Ain’t nothin’ here but brown fried food.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Stuff I don’t care about

There is a lot of TV programming that I find singularly uninteresting.

Here is a partial list of stuff that some TV execs think is compelling, but I never cared about and never will:

  • Ice Road Truckers
  • Lumberjacks
  • Alaskan crab fishermen
  • Survivors of any kind (except maybe Holocaust survivors)
  • Any VH1 of MTV reality show
  • That lame divorcing couple and their eight kids
  • The midget family
  • Professional wrestling
  • Michael Jackson
  • The Bachelor
  • The Bachelorette
  • The Great Race
  • Dancing With the Stars
  • American Idol

And on and on. You get the idea.

Back from Batesville

june30 farmers market

Maria surprised me by only buying two bolts of cloth at Marshall’s, but they were a killer deal.

We got back to Jonesboro in plenty of time to shop at the Tuesday evening ASU Farmers Market (I have no idea who the woman writing a check is), then pop into Hastings for coffee and a blog update.

I’m sitting across the cafe from a young couple and their 50-something worman real estate broker. They’re preparing an offer on a house and itemizing the defects in the house they either want fixed or they want credit for.

And if  that stupid woman says “hot water heater” one more time, I’m going to scream, “Have you ever heard of a cold water heater? It’s just a goddamned water heater.”

Wifi at the Batesville Hardees – who knew?

hardeesWe took a lunch break from the fabric safari and asked Garmin to find us a barbecue joint.

It directed us to Cowboys, a roadside place a couple of miles out of town that turned out to be an excellent choice.cowboys

On the way to the restaurant, Maria spotted a Hastings, which I supposed would have free Wifi, just like the one in Jonesboro.

I dropped Maria off at the fabric store with the understanding that I’ll pick her up at 3 p.m. unless she calls me before that time. I drove to Hastings, went into the modest cafe area and asked the guy behind the counter if they had Wifi. They don’t.

“Do you know anyplace around here that does?”

“Yeah. Hardees.”

“The one right down here?” I asked, pointing toward the only Hardees I’ve noticed here.

“Yeah,” he said.

So I drove to Hardees, bought a small drink so as not to appear to be a complete freeloader, fired up the Mini 9 and discovered a five-bar unsecured network signal. After a few minutes of wrestling with my anti-virus software, I was online.

Woo-freaking-hoo.

Looking around, I see no signs advertising Wifi, not a single clue. I checked the Hardees national website to see if this is a standard feature at Hardees and found no reference to Wifi, so this may be just an anomaly.

Whatever. Now I know where to get free Wifi in Batesville, Ark.

On fabric safari in Batesville

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marshall We’re at Marshall Dry Goods Co. Inc. in Batesville, the premiere quilting fabric store in the Mid-South’ where Maria is spending part of her day off building her already imposing stash of fabric.

The 92-mile drive took about two hours.

I’m writing this in the car in the parking lot about 11:55 a.m., but won’t post it for a few hours because I don't have Wifi access and this is roam zone for my Sprit smartphome.

Monday, June 29, 2009

The deal is done

We went to the title company this morning and signed our names a couple of hundred times and now we have a new mortgage with a lower interest rate and lower monthly payment.

And…

We don’t have to make a house payment until Sept. 1. Woo-hoo!

And besides that, the heat wave has broken and it’s only 83 with a heat index of 83!

Life is good.

And I just learned Bernie Madoff got 150 years and the Supreme Court reversed Judge Sonia Sotomayor’s deranged ruling in the New Haven, Conn., firefighter case.

Today just keeps getting better and better.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Forget MJ - BILLY MAYS is dead

American pitchman and advertiser Billy Mays has died at the age of image50. Mays was probably most known for his catch phrase ‘Billy Mays here’ and the pitching of the multipurpose cleaning product OxiClean.

According to reports, Mays’ wife Deborah, found him unresponsive Sunday morning their home located in Tampa, Florida. The cause of death is not yet known, but authorities say they do not believe foul play was involved.

Fox News reports Mays had been aboard a US Airways flight that blew out its front tires as it landed at Tampa International Airport on yesterday. None of the 138 passengers and five crew members were reported to be seriously injured immediately following the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises from falling objects. Mays told the local Tampa TV station that some of the objects “hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.” It is unclear whether Mays’ death was related to the incident.

Friends of Carlotta, enemies of Carlotta

I'm pleased to report only one of Arkansas's four Congressmen voted for the deranged American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009 that narrowly passed Friday in the U.S. House of Representatives.deadmenp

The vote was 219-212. The measure needed 216 votes to pass.

Arkansas's Blue Dog Democrat Congressmen Marion Berry (my district) and Mike Ross joined Republican John Boozman in opposing the bill that, if it passes the Senate, will utterly wreck the U.S. economy and is based on the mistaken premise that human activity is causing global warming. Economic suicide based on junk science. These people are either hopelessly stupid or hope to line their pockets with "green" stimulus money.

So it's up to voters in Arkansas's Second Congressional District to make sure Democrat Victor Snyder gets the boot next year. I plan to donate to whoever opposes him and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Back in my home state of Indiana, two of Indiana's nine representatives drank the Waxman-Markey Kool-Aid: Democrats Baron Hill and, of course, Andre Carson. Kudos to Democrats Pete Visclosky, Joe Donnelly, and Brad Ellsworth for having the wisdom and integrity to buck the party line and vote against the bill.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

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My stepdaughter Morgan, the last of our four kids still east of the Mississippi, is headed for Tucson.

Her boyfriend of six months, whose parents live in suburban Tucson, just landed an excellent job in Tucson and wants Morgan to join him.

Considering that she has finished her master’s degree in library science and has no compelling reason to stay in Bloomington, Ind., and considering that she’s kinda serious about the guy, Morgan has resolved to pack up and move to Tucson.

As I write this at 9 p.m. at Barnes & Noble, it’s still 90 degrees here with a heat index of 103, so living in the blazing heat down on the Mexican border sounds a little daunting.

Yeah, I know. It’s a dry heat.

Yeah, we're crazy about dogs

dogshake We spent a couple of hours this morning at the local dog pound, getting to know the people who work there and meeting some dogs.

Like this Saint Bernard, who ended up in the pound because he was an escape artist and his owner couldn't keep him at home. He got a flea and tick dip.

Austin, who loves animals and has pet store experience, is going to volunteer at the pound starting next week.

Maria and I are absolute dog crazies and end up wanting to take all of them home with us.

Especially Gracie the border collie, below, who has a litter of pups of dubious lineage.dog gracie 01

Shooting dogs

We're off to shoot dogs. More later.

Friday, June 26, 2009

219 malignant imbeciles pretend global warming is real, vote to wreck U.S. economy

WASHINGTON -- The Democratic-controlled House, dealing a legislative victory to President Obama, narrowly passed sweeping legislation Friday that calls for the nation's first limits on pollution linked to global warming and aims to usher in a new era of cleaner, yet more costly energy.

The vote was 219-212, capping months of negotiations and days of intense bargaining among Democrats. Republicans were overwhelmingly against the measure, arguing it would destroy jobs in the midst of a recession while burdening consumers with a new tax in the form of higher energy costs.

The House's action fulfilled Speaker Nancy Pelosi's vow to clear major energy legislation before July 4, and sent the measure to a highly uncertain fate in the Senate.

Obama lobbied recalcitrant Democrats by phone from the White House as the debate unfolded across several hours, and Al Gore posted a statement on his Web site saying the measure represents "an essential first step towards solving the climate crisis." The former vice president won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work drawing attention to the destructive potential of global warming.

On the House floor, Democrats hailed the legislation as historic, while Republicans said it would damage the economy without solving the nation's energy woes.

It is "the most important energy and environmental legislation in the history of our country," said Rep. Ed Markey of Massachusetts. "It sets a new course for our country, one that steers us away from foreign oil and towards a path of clean American energy."

But Rep. John Boehner, the House Republican leader, used an extraordinary one-hour speech shortly before the final vote to warn of unintended consequences in what he said was a "defining bill." He called it a "bureaucratic nightmare" that would cost jobs, depress real estate prices and put the government into parts of the economy where it now has no role.

The legislation would require the U.S. to reduce carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gas emissions by 17 percent from 2005 levels by 2020 and by about 80 percent by mid-century. That was slightly more aggressive than Obama originally wanted, 14 percent by 2020 and the same 80 percent by mid-century.

U.S. carbon dioxide emissions from the burning of fossil fuels are rising at about 1 percent a year and are predicted to continue increasing without mandatory limits.

Under the bill, the government would limit heat-trapping pollution from factories, refineries and power plants and issue allowances for polluters. Most of the allowances would be given away, but about 15 percent would be auctioned by bid and the proceeds used to defray higher energy costs for lower-income individuals and families.

"Some would like to do more. Some would like to do less," House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md., said in advance of the final vote. "But we have reached a compromise ... and it is a compromise that can pass this House, pass that Senate, be signed by the president and become law and make progress."

One of the biggest compromises involved the near total elimination of an administration plan to sell pollution permits and raise more than $600 billion over a decade -- money to finance continuation of a middle class tax cut. About 85 percent of the permits are to be given away rather than sold in a ceoncession to energy companies and their allies in the House -- and even that is uncertain to survive in the Senate.

The final bill also contained concessions to satisfy farm-state lawmakers, ethanol producers, hydroelectric advocates, the nuclear industry and others, some of them so late that they were not made public until 3 a.m. on Friday.

Supporters and opponents agreed the result would be higher energy costs but disagreed vigorously on the impact on consumers. Democrats pointed to two reports -- one from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office and the other from the Environmental Protection Agency -- that suggested average increases would be limited after tax credits and rebates were taken into account. The CBO estimated the bill would cost an average household $175 a year, the EPA $80 to $110 a year.

Republicans questioned the validity of the CBO study and noted that even that analysis showed actual energy production costs increasing $770 per household. Industry groups have cited other studies showing much higher costs to the economy and to individuals.

The White House and congressional Democrats argued the bill would create millions of "green jobs" as the nation shifts to greater reliance on renewable energy sources such as wind and solar and development of more fuel-efficient vehicles -- and away from use of fossil fuels such as oil, gas and coal.

It will "make our nation the world leader on clean energy jobs and technology," declared Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., who negotiated deals with dozens of lawmakers in recent weeks to broaden the bill's support.

Pelosi, D-Calif., took an intense personal interest in the measure, sitting through hours of meetings with members of the rank and file and nurturing fragile compromises.

At its heart, the bill was a trade-off, less than the White House initially sought though it was more than Republicans said was acceptable. Some of the dealmaking had a distinct political feel. Rep. Alan Grayson, a first-term Democrat, won a pledge of support that $50 million from the proceeds of pollution permit sales in the bill would go to a proposed new hurricane research facility in his district in Orlando, Fla.

"This is revolutionary. This is a moment in history," declared Markey, a co-sponsor of the bill.

Republicans saw it differently.

This "amounts to the largest tax increase in American history under the guise of climate change," declared Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.

The refi drama continues

Two weeks after I intervened to rescue our 4.75% mortgage refi interest rate when the dopes at the bank were about to let it lapse, I had to straighten out another of their screwups on the eve of closing.

Maria was able to prod them into setting a closing date earlier this week - 9:30 a.m. next Monday.

I've been checking since then to learn how much we need to come up with in property taxes. I was told we needed a cashier's check for property taxes at closing.

I called the bank yesterday and was told the woman who does that stuff would crunch our numbers and call me with the amount today.

So I stayed at home all day waiting for the call that never came. Finally, I called the bank at 3:45 p.m.

Turns out the woman had been calling the wrong number all day. But she didn't realize it was a wrong number because the woman who kept answering didn't tell her it was a wrong number. Duh!

I told her I was kinda eager to get the information so I could get a cashier's check in time for the Monday morning closing. Well, it turns out that a personal check will do.

So I wasted a whole day waiting for some moron who can't get a phone number right.

But wait, it gets better.

When she told me how much the new house payment would be, it was only $135 less than we're paying now. We expected something more like $250 in monthly savings.

She decided to check some numbers and said she'd call me back. I waited until about 4:45 p.m., then I called her.

It turns out that the underwriter (who is on vacation, of course), entered the wrong interest rate. Instead of the 4.75% we locked in way back in freaking April, the underwriter entered 4.875%.

That shaves another $14 and change off of our monthly payment, which is movement in the right direction, but not much.

And it leaves us wondering what else they've fucked up.

OK, so he's dead

I'm always sad when a fellow Hoosier dies, but the orgy of media coverage today of Michael Jackson's death shows how detached from reality we've become.

Here are a few of the things I think are being wrongly crowded out of our awareness by the Jackson death coverage:

  • Today's House of Representatives vote on the ruinous "climate change" bill.
  • The slaughter of Iranian freedom fighters.
  • Impending confrontation with the lunatic North Korean regime.
  • The supposed unveiling today of the Ark of the Covenant in Rome.

The morning news shows on cable and the big 3 networks were pretty much wall-to-wall MJ coverage. I think (or at least hope) all of them realize that this coverage is shamefully over the top, but they're afraid showing anything else will have their viewers reaching for the remote to change channels.

Pity. Some of us are still interested in real news.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Sometimes these things really do come in threes

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Ed, Farrah and Michael - RIP.

A call to action

I just sent the following email to my Congressman, Rep. Marion Berry, D-Ark.:

Please vote against the Waxman-Markey bill tomorrow. Its effects on Arkansas's and the nation's economy will be disastrous and its environmental benefits will be negligible.
I firmly believe that no member of Congress who supports this legislation will be re-electable.

I'm apparently not alone:

WASHINGTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--The Council for Citizens Against Government Waste (CCAGW) today announced that its members have flooded Capitol Hill offices with more than 20,500 strongly-worded e-mails urging members of Congress to defeat the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, the Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade bill. The group has distributed e-mail action alerts to its members nationwide over the last month and members have responded aggressively. The CCAGW members’ message to their elected officials reads:

“What this plan really will do is place severe regulatory burdens on domestic industry that will ultimately drive up the prices I pay for electricity, gasoline, natural gas, and virtually every product I purchase that uses fossil fuels in its manufacture or transportation.

“The Heritage Foundation has estimated this cap-and-trade tax could increase my family's energy bill by $1,500 annually!

“What's more, the Waxman-Markey bill will hit me not only as a consumer, but as a taxpayer, as it significantly grows the size and cost of government. By requiring the Environmental Protection Agency to establish a greenhouse gas (GHG) registry, create a GHG emission allowance transfer system, and set emission allowances from 2012-2050, this cap-and-trade scheme empowers bureaucrats to dictate virtually every aspect of commercial and individual energy use. It also opens the door to the potential for political manipulation and corruption.

“I see very little environmental pay-off for the enormous costs this bill will impose on my family, American businesses, and our economy. Again, I urge you to reject the Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade bill.”

“Members of Congress should be under no illusions,” said CCAGW President Tom Schatz. “The responsiveness we have seen from our members indicates that American taxpayers are viscerally opposed to this legislation. They recognize it for what it is: a job killer, a massive new drag on an already weakened economy, a down payment on a massive wasteful new bureaucracy, and a crushing new financial burden on working Americans and businesses. The time has come to reject the Washington gamesmanship and the backroom dealing. Members of Congress who are sitting on the fence or who think they can bargain their way to a safe ‘yes’ vote on Waxman-Markey must put sound policy-making above partisan politics and defeat this bill,” concluded Schatz.

CCAGW is the lobbying arm of Citizens Against Government Waste, the nation’s largest nonpartisan, nonprofit organization dedicated to eliminating waste, fraud, abuse, and mismanagement in government.

This bill is the poster child for Deranged and Economically Destructive Legislation.

Please, please, please phone or email your Congressional Representative and ask them to vote against it.

12 again

John took the How Old Do You Act? quiz and got the result: 12.

I took the "How Old Do You Act?" test on Facebook and this is how I scored.

I can't decide if this is better or worse than 64...

Ark of the Covenant to be revealed?

From WorldNetDaily:

The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world Friday the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant, perhaps the world's most prized archaeological and spiritual artifact, which he says has been hidden away in a church in his country for millennia, according to the Italian news agency Adnkronos.
Abuna Pauolos, in Italy for a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI this week, told the news agency, "Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries."
The announcement is expected to be made at 2 p.m. Italian time from the Hotel Aldrovandi in Rome. Pauolos will reportedly be accompanied by Prince Aklile Berhan Makonnen Haile Sellassie and Duke Amedeo D'Acosta.


Abuna Pauolos, patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia

"The Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia for many centuries," said Pauolos. "As a patriarch I have seen it with my own eyes and only few highly qualified persons could do the same, until now."

Want to know more about the ancient box holding the Ten Commandments? Get "Exploring the Ark of the Covenant" – a two-DVD set!
According to Pauolos, the actual Ark has been kept in one church, but to defend the treasure, a copy was placed in every single church in Ethiopia.

He said a museum is being built in Axum, Ethiopia, where the Ark will be displayed. A foundation of D'Acosta will fund the project.
The Ark of the Covenant is the sacred container of the Ten Commandments as well as Aaron's rod and a sample of manna, the mysterious food that kept the Israelites alive while wandering in the wilderness during their journey to the promised land.
The Bible says the Ark was built to the specifications of God as He spoke to Moses. It was carried in advance of the people and their army by priests. It was also carried in a seven-day procession around the walled city of Jericho.


Sketch of Ark of the Covenant based on a description by the late explorer Ron Wyatt (wyattmuseum.com)

The idea that the Ark is presently in Ethiopia is a well-documented, albeit disputed, tradition dating back to at least 642 B.C. The tradition says it was moved to Elephantine Island in Egypt, then to Tana Kirkos Island in Ethiopia and finally to its present site at St. Mary's of Zion Church in Axum.
Ethiopians believe it is destined to be delivered to the Messiah when He reigns on Mount Zion – the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.
Jeremiah 3:16 points to a time when the Ark will vanish not only physically, but from the minds of the people: "And it shall come to pass, when ye be multiplied and increased in the land, in those days, saith the LORD, they shall say no more, The ark of the covenant of the LORD: neither shall it come to mind: neither shall they remember it; neither shall they visit it; neither shall that be done any more."
The Book of Revelation says the Ark is in the temple of God in heaven (Rev. 11:19). Muslim scholars say it will be found near the end of times by the Mahdi – a messianic figure in Islam.

And while we’re on the subject…

The stupidest thing I’ve seen this month:

Motorcyclist westbound about 45 mph on Johnson Avenue in Jonesboro at 5:11 p.m. yesterday.

No helmet (blue baseball cap on backwards)

No shirt

Holding a cell phone to his left ear.

Cheep

cheep Sign on the post office bulletin board.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Las Vegas weather report

122 Can’t top that.

North Korea threatens to wipe us off the map

kim Oh, really?

Bring it, twerp.



One more thing off of my plate

I wrapped up my magazine photo shoot about 12:30, had a quick lunch with Maria and went home where I burned the images to a DVD. Then it was back to town where I fired the DVD and associated paperwork off to Fargo, N.D.

I was chagrined to discovered when I looked at the images on my 24” monitor that I had dust on my camera sensor. Nothing the PhotoShop healing tool can’t handle, but I’m embarrassed nonetheless.

Time to invest in some serious sensor cleaning tools.

Or a D300 with self-cleaning sensor.

We’re scheduled to close on our mortgage refinance next Monday. I’m still waiting to hear whether they expect me to make the July payment at the old rate. Seems wrong to do a new deal on June 29 and then have to make a July payment under the old deal.

But, given our bank’s communication skills, the only way I’ll find out is to take the initiative to ask.

On assignment

Shooting a house for a magazine this morning.

Wrecking the economy for a bogus climate theory



Click on the map to view it larger.
Waxman-Markey would be a very stupid bill even if it were true that 1) the earth is getting warmer, 2) human activity is mostly responsible for climate changes, and 3) a warmer earth would be a bad thing. Given that all three of these premises are false--we cannot, in fact, control the weather--Waxman-Markey is a suicidal monument to human folly.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Old and new

windmills Longtime friend Lonnie Miller forwarded this cool photo of windmills - old and new - at the Fowler Ridge Wind Farm in northwest Indiana.

I took the liberty of cropping the original photo for a more dramatic effect. Jerry Gibson of Lafayette shot the original with a cell phone camera.

High Anxiety

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This scene from “High Anxiety” is, to my way of thinking, one of the all-time funniest moments in the history of cinema.

I’ve got a copy of the movie and I’ve seen it dozens of times, but I always laugh hysterically at this scene.

If you’ve never seen this classic, go rent it.

Immediately.



Monday, June 22, 2009

Just in time for the Dog Days of Summer

dogdoor Maria has long lamented the fact that we don't have a dog door that would let our dogs to and fro between the screened back porch and the yard.

Austin solved the problem last week with a birthday gift to his mom of a new screen door that has a separate pet door.

Rather than risk the distress involved in struggling with the installation in 90-degree heat, I paid the additional $65 to have Lowe's send out an installer.

He arrived as expected about 10 a.m. today and had the job all wrapped up within an hour. I'm confident that Austin and I would OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         have taken three or four hours and ended up with a job that wouldn't look nearly as professional.

The next step was to train the dogs to use the flap with magnets on the bottom.

Both dogs are crazy about cream cheese, so we used it to lure them  back and forth through the opening.

Ruthie was the first to catch on and now goes through with little or no coaxing. Pete, always the wary and cautious pup, has yet to make the passage on his own, but can be persuaded to step through the opening if you lift the flap a bit and invite him through.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

Given time, I expect it will become second nature to both of them. In the meantime, I've ShopVaced what I hope are the last of the flies and mosquitoes and made the porch considerably more inviting for human habitation.

Just for the record, it's 96 degrees with a heat index of 100 at 4 p.m.

Here's looking at you, kid

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I'm back from the eye doc's office, my pupils dilated in the blazing sunshine.

Fortunately, they have little disposable sunglass inserts for glasses, which made the drive home marginally bearable.

Now that I'm home and working on the laptop, I'm still working with fuzzy vision because dilated pupils give you very little depth of field. Stuff is either in focus or it isn't.

The report is reasonably good - no signs of diabetic damage and the early cataracts that were diagnosed three years ago are still well OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA         below the threshold of needing attention.

Unfortunately, I had a chocolate chip FiberOne breakfast bar before I went in for my appointment this morning, which ran my blood sugar up to 230 - a level the doc deemed too high to get an accurate measure of my vision for the purposes of writing a prescription for new glasses or contact lenses.

So I have to get it down to a reasonable level before I go back for a re-test.

So much for getting new contacts in time for my ride to the BMW MOA rally.

Later yesterday

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

But it’s a WET heat

98 degrees

We’re hanging out at Books-A-Million after a run to the southside Walmart to pick up a prescription.

The Subaru’s exterior thermometer has settled on 98 degrees after flickering between 100 and 101 en route to Walmart.

Summer began here at 12:45 a.m. today.

Father’s Day thoughts

johnchas Today is Father’s Day, so here’s a photo of me and my dad at Niagara Falls, circa 1957. I was 12 and dad was 47.

This is probably the coolest my dad ever looked, at least I can’t find a better photo: slim and trim, pleated slacks, stylish belt and Pendleton shirt, natty tweed jacket, cap and shades. And he’s smoking a cigarette – almost certainly a Winston.

I, on the other hand, was going through that horrible awkward geeky phase that pre-teen boys often have to endure. I think I still have the black-and-gold cap with the D for Delphi.

The waist-level camera point of view tells me my mother shot it with her twin-lens reflex Kodak. A lot of the classic Depression Era photos by Dorothea Lange and the other greats of that time were shot from that POV with more sophisticated twin-lens reflexes and they have a quality I think is often more interesting than what you get with eye-level view finders.

But I digress.

This my 12th fatherless Father’s Day. I miss him every day.

On the other hand, this is my 41st year as a father and my eighth year as a step-father.
We got our dates crossed up and initially thought last Sunday was Father's Day. Consequently, my stepson Austin dazzled me last Sunday morning when he returned from his morning run in Craighead Forest Park with a Father’s Day gift for me – a Blu-ray copy of Clint Eastwood’s “Gran Torino.” What a good kid.
Today is also the first day of summer. As I write this, the heat index is somewhere above 100 degrees. The weather here is definitely in synch with the calendar.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Rally countdown

rally09_big_logo It’s on.

I pre-registered online this afternoon for the 2009 BMW Motorcycle Owners of America International Rally next month at Johnson City, Tenn.

I also posted to the BMWMOA online forum the observation that the rider in the rally logo really ought to have his head tilted and his eyes level with the horizon. Otherwise, it looks kinda unnatural. I’m sure my constructive criticism will be warmly received.

The Face of the Revolution

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If this still photograph taken from the video goes viral, this unfortunate young woman has just become the face of the revolution. As a galvanizing force, this photo is the most important image to come out of Iran.

Please feel free to copy and use it wherever and whenever possible.

From the Facebook page of Hamed Rad, a physician in Tehran:

Basij shots to death a young woman in Tehran's Saturday June 20th protests
At 19:05 June 20th
Place: Karekar Ave., at the corner crossing Khosravi St. and Salehi st.
A young woman who was standing aside with her father watching the protests was shot by a basij member hiding on the rooftop of a civilian house. He had clear shot at the girl and could not miss her. However, he aimed straight her heart. I am a doctor, so I rushed to try to save her. But the impact of the gunshot was so fierce that the bullet had blasted inside the victim's chest, and she died in less than 2 minutes.
The protests were going on about 1 kilometers away in the main street and some of the protesting crowd were running from tear gass used among them, towards Salehi St.
The film is shot by my friend who was standing beside me.
Please let the world know.

 

Here's the link to the Facebook page and the extremely graphic video.

Attention: Twitter and Facebook users

free iran Change your location to Tehran and help confuse the Iranian authorities trying to track down Iranian Freedom Fighters on Twitter and Facebook.

It's one small thing we can do to help these people.

These kids need guns